Thursday brings in a winch to lift some sheep.

Omg I have to get this out

I was walking behind a woman on the way back from the supermarket, she cut in front of everyone at the traffic light so she stood out. She was carrying a transparent shopping bag, which clearly displayed two large packets of biscuits. (I wasn’t stalking, I just have a passion for biscuits).

anyway it turned out she was going to my apartment block too, and while I was waiting for the lift, and she checked her mail, I noticed that the transparent shopping bag had the words “Private Items” in white text on the side.

I don’t know but I found that hilarious
 
God Moopy is a bit quiet today, are they all shitposting playing Moopy Word now?

I’m watching the Iceland volcano that’s erupting these days, seeing these big surges of lava is quite THRILLING, it’s this endless torrent of rock so hot that it melted, amazing. I know volcanoes aren’t a new concept but still
 
Decided to squeeze in a swim and a burrito pre Westfield and now I’m too tired/full to shop.
 
Fucking hell @Kate, how on earth are you going to keep up with the word game scores?

I'd just make them up and have a large gin and a wank.
 
Do a word game in french :france: or GERMAN

NATURWISSENSCHAFTEN :disco:
 
Where's a face pic? I suspect we're being blinded by big tits.
 
The President of Ukraine was previously an actor on a TV series in which he played the President of Ukraine??

(Yes I googled him for more hot vaccination pics)
 
Fucking hell @Kate, how on earth are you going to keep up with the word game scores?

I'd just make them up and have a large gin and a wank.

Hosting a Moopy Word Game seems to be a lot of effort just for that. Surely a large gin and a wank is just self-care?
 
It seems impossible to get any sort of maintenance people to do any work round these ways. You contact a load of people, half don't reply and then the other half let you down. I'm trying to get a gardener at the moment, one agreed to 3 hours work and said could slot us in tomorrow. Turns up tonight to have a look at the job and said he thought we wanted 3 hours every week and if that's not the case then he can't fit us in tomorrow. I just don't get it 😕
 
My mates opening a food based business in London and can’t get staff because they’ve all gone home because of it.
 
Well I for one am coping very well with my hayfever this evening. This moving image sums up my nostrils quite well.

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It seems impossible to get any sort of maintenance people to do any work round these ways. You contact a load of people, half don't reply and then the other half let you down. I'm trying to get a gardener at the moment, one agreed to 3 hours work and said could slot us in tomorrow. Turns up tonight to have a look at the job and said he thought we wanted 3 hours every week and if that's not the case then he can't fit us in tomorrow. I just don't get it 😕

Lie next time, get the one week done and then say you weren't happy with it so have hired someone else.
 
Well I for one am coping very well with my hayfever this evening. This moving image sums up my nostrils quite well.

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I’ve tried everything this year to prevent it and it’s done FUCK ALL! I was practically bed ridden a few weeks ago. I do get some fancy nose drops on my prescription which I haven’t been ordering, so hopefully they’ll sort me out.
 
I had my worst hayfever in 2005. I actually had what I can only describe as blinding fits, I'd have to stop walking, my eyes would just be bright lights. Never happened since. I think I got used to it or something, but since coming back to Scotland (I think it really depends on the pollen around you) it's been back, nothing like yours though Soldi, that sounds rough.
 
My mates opening a food based business in London and can’t get staff because they’ve all gone home because of it.
Massive problem here, too. There are currently 873 vacancies for chefs in Bristol.
 
I’m usually quite early in the season for my hay fever, but not this year.
Yours has been later and you're suffering now?

I'm usually an early spring sufferer as well, but this year it was mild. Hope it doesn't pick up.
 

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