Thursday brings lolly one step closer to death

Madonna has saved Moopy

But don't tell her, she might develop a Messiah complex
 
I fear the loss of the Madonna reference in the merged thread title is going to substantively affect today's posting figures :(
 
Happy birthday lolly!

One of my best thread titles and it got deleted. :(
 
OH!

Today is my 20th Dotmusic birthday. That's more than half of my life (but not lolly's) that I've spent talking shit with internet gays. yay.
 
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“Two of your friends shared a video” (new Madonna song)

Friend 1: “This is by far the worst track I have ever heard from Madonna, a vile combination of auto tune and the worst musical style ever created Reggae-ton with a shitty moron laughing and blabbering non sense over it. This is truly embarrassing for someone of her stature.”

Dr Lecter: “Summer vibes...”
 
Iguana said:
I fear the loss of the Madonna reference in the merged thread title is going to substantively affect today's posting figures :(
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I don't think we have any interest in a thread title referencing an ancient hag whose best days are far behind them.
 
Well I just had the full Turkish barbers experience and I look DASHING. Plus I won a fiver on McDonalds Monopoly. My suit still fits and the sun's out. Don't need a wedding really.
 
I've got right into my local turkish barbers, theres something satisfying about having your ears waxed.
 
They haven't waxed mine (yet), but I have that flaming stick thing flicked against my ears.
 
I've being doing Turkish barbers for a good five years now and it's fucking life.
 
I'm back in the office for a half day before HOT FOOTING IT across town to start Easter celebrations.

Tonight is my favourite day of the year- GOOD THURSDAY as I call it. All that fun and still four days off afterwards- what's not to love? :disco:
 
Sheena said:
I'm back in the office for a half day before HOT FOOTING IT across town to start Easter celebrations.

Tonight is my favourite day of the year- GOOD THURSDAY as I call it. All that fun and still four days off afterwards- what's not to love? :disco:
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Easter celebrations? Are you nailing yourself to a cross?
 
What a gorgeous day. I am heading out for a picnic with the bambino’s (much to their dismay). We live in the gorgeous countryside and they do not appreciate it.

RUDE.
 
Turkish barbers are the best. It's been a follicle revelation since I first started going about 5 years ago.
 
Quite a few street preachers out today, inevitably.

Easter is really Christmas for Christians, now that capitalism has December 25th.
 
This is going to mean NOTHING to ANYONE but I just realised that RAVE FAVE 'Anasthasia' by T99 samples 'Bring It On Up' by the LOVE UNLIMITED ORCHESTRA and this has made me feel quite unaccountably JOYFUL
 
Mr F just bought me a prezzy! It's an orthopaedic knee support and, looking at the pictures on the box, I'll be able to do weightlifting, running, play tennis and golf when I'm wearing it. I remember the days when he used to buy me flowers.

He used to give me roses,
I wish he would again,
But that was on the outside,
And things were different then.
 
I have had a lovely Maundy Thursday. I managed to tear my children away from the depths of technology to take them out for a picnic. We had a lovely walk, and came back to the garden to have a little party to ourselves. I am very glad we don’t have anyone nearby as my son was in charge of the playlist and insisted on P!nk. The lesbians would have been round and in to the hot tub in a SHOT.
 
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