Thursday carries out gruesome fish murders with a frying pan

I have a LOVELY friend who has been vegan since before most of these millennial Instagram twats were even BORN and she hates them just as much as the rest of us.
 
Rachey said:
:D it's boredom.

My friend just posted on FB an Abba medley turned into quarantine songs. I'm now obsessed.
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I've seen something that starts with Mamma Mia but didn't listen to all of it. Is it that one?
 
Kate said:
I have a LOVELY friend who has been vegan since before most of these millennial Instagram twats were even BORN and she hates them just as much as the rest of us.
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Good! Non preachy vegans I'm fine with.

When we went away for my 40th, 2 of my friends decided they were fake vegan for the weekend (despite going out for dinner the weekend before and eating steak).

Anyway we had sandwiches and I was cutting some cheese, then some tomatoes..the vegans kicked off that they couldn't eat the tomatoes because I had used the same knife to cut them that I had used for the cheese.

I had to go for a walk. With a can of gin.
 
Rachey said:
Good! Non preachy vegans I'm fine with.

When we went away for my 40th, 2 of my friends decided they were fake vegan for the weekend (despite going out for dinner the weekend before and eating steak).

Anyway we had sandwiches and I was cutting some cheese, then some tomatoes..the vegans kicked off that they couldn't eat the tomatoes because I had used the same knife to cut them that I had used for the cheese.

I had to go for a walk. With a can of gin.
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:rolleyes: They obviously choose their "vegan" moments for maximum irritation to everyone else.
 
Rachey said:
Good! Non preachy vegans I'm fine with.

When we went away for my 40th, 2 of my friends decided they were fake vegan for the weekend (despite going out for dinner the weekend before and eating steak).

Anyway we had sandwiches and I was cutting some cheese, then some tomatoes..the vegans kicked off that they couldn't eat the tomatoes because I had used the same knife to cut them that I had used for the cheese.

I had to go for a walk. With a can of gin.
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I'd have just said that unless they wanted cheesy tomato knife to stab them in the throat they should keep their comments to themselves.
 
I don't eat pork but I'm not going to cry if you cut something with the same knife as a bacon sandwich. I find that whole concept absurd. An animal isn't going to spring back to life because you take a stand about cutlery.
 
One of my veggie friends is very cool about it. We can order nachos with bacon bits, and he'll just pick the bacon bits off.

His bf on the other hand won't even sit on our sofas :eyes: (which is fine because I have no further plans to invite him round :D)
 
Tisch said:
One of my veggie friends is very cool about it. We can order nachos with bacon bits, and he'll just pick the bacon bits off.

His bf on the other hand won't even sit on our sofas :eyes: (which is fine because I have no further plans to invite him round :D)
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:D I assume because you have leather sofas, not because your bacon-shitting anuses have sat on them.
 
Floppet said:
I'd have just said that unless they wanted cheesy tomato knife to stab them in the throat they should keep their comments to themselves.
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Damn it I didn't think of that :( i left them to do my washing up instead. And left extra cheese crumbs lying around.
 
big ron said:
I don't eat pork but I'm not going to cry if you cut something with the same knife as a bacon sandwich. I find that whole concept absurd. An animal isn't going to spring back to life because you take a stand about cutlery.
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Exactly!!
 
Kate said:
:D I assume because you have leather sofas, not because your bacon-shitting anuses have sat on them.
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I didn't actually ASK! :o

He asked if they were real leather and I thought he was just being CONVERSATIONAL so I was like "oooh yeah they ARE. They're really NICE" while rubbing my hands all over them. Totally didn't clock why he was asking :D
 
Rachey said:
Is it as grim as the videos show?
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It’s weird. You basically just have to tickle your tonsils for a few seconds so you kind of feel like you’re going to retch. Jamming the same thing straight up your nose straight after wasn’t massively pleasant but it wasn’t horrible overall.

Also it was dead, I don’t know why the website is claiming there’s no appointments available.
 
I only had it once when I was 19, I assume no one does it like that anymore as you just piss in a cup nowadays.
 
That dick swab was for ALL sorts of things.

It used to be worse- in the days of venereal disease, they’d put an umbrella down, open it up at the bottom and SCRRRRRAPE up...
 
Sheena said:
That dick swab was for ALL sorts of things.

It used to be worse- in the days of venereal disease, they’d put an umbrella down, open it up at the bottom and SCRRRRRAPE up...
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:zombie: Christ and I thought a smear test was bad
 
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