Thursday changes politics for bad

Shirley

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UGH there were awful old cunts on the busy roundabout I have to cross on my way to work waving BREXIT PARTY PLACARDS. Honestly who are these idiots? "LET'S CHANGE POLITICS FOR GOOD"? I don't even know where to START with that one. I was tempted to HAVE A SHOUT at them but there's NO POINT.
 
Anyway as LAUGHING LEN used to say

Let's SING ANOTHER SONG, BOYS
This one has GROWN OLD AND BITTER
 
Milkshakes are quite expensive nowadays though. Couldn't I just buy a bottle of four pints of semi skinned from the corner shop and fling that instead?
 
It turns out a carton of M&S Vegan Banana and Oat drink doesn't have the same effect. :(
 
Absolutely NO-ONE outside my polling station but quite busy inside. I usually vote before work because my polling station is close to my flat but there's usually at least someone hanging about with a placard.
 
I'm tempted to get voting and the gym out of the way early today.
 
Ugh, work are making me feel guilty about eating salt today

Salt is bloody delicious. How about you fuck right off.
 
We're doing a get healthy for the summer thing at work, and the app told me i'm OLDER than I actually am. :angry:
 
Good Morning. I have woken up with a SORE NECK so am off to buy some nice new pillows.
 
I think I will go for a massage, followed by a bouncy blow dry first. :disco:
 
Ugh, work are making me feel guilty about eating salt today

Salt is bloody delicious. How about you fuck right off.

I almost certainly eat too much salt, so I’m just going to ignore it. I’m sure the drugs and/or gravity sports will get me first.
 
If salt was that bad god wouldnt have invented maldon
 
I've got no lunch because I thought I'd invite Mr S out to lunch because he was moaning about the building noise at home. But he said he'd 'GIVE IT A MISS' because he is 'going to M&S' today. This from the man who used to laugh when his mother would say "I can't do anything today because I'm WASHING MY HAIR". What a life :rolleyes: DON'T EXPECT ME ASK AGAIN is all I'm going to say.
 
I've got no lunch because I thought I'd invite Mr S out to lunch because he was moaning about the building noise at home. But he said he'd 'GIVE IT A MISS' because he is 'going to M&S' today. This from the man who used to laugh when his mother would say "I can't do anything today because I'm WASHING MY HAIR". What a life :rolleyes: DON'T EXPECT ME ASK AGAIN is all I'm going to say.

He's obviously getting a two can dine for £9.99 meal and planning something delicious for you for dinner.
 
Also SALT <3

I've three or four different flavoured jars or packets of the stuff at home. I rarely add it at the table, but use it in cooking all the time. Mr L sometimes complains I use too much, but I love it more than him, so fuck him.
 
He's obviously getting a two can dine for £9.99 meal and planning something delicious for you for dinner.

Yesterday we had spinach and ricotta pasta accompanied by roast potatoes. :confused: I may mock but actually it was quite nice and also POORLY TUM FRIENDLY :)
 
God I wish DROOPY DRAWERS would stop HURLING marker pens around her desk. WAKE UP it's 2019 and WE CAN DO THINGS ON SCREEN!
 
You'll be AGOG to know that I went out to the CRAFT BAKERY and bought a CHEESE AND ONION PASTY for lunch

*moopy becomes the Shirley blog*
 
I'm eating rice cakes.

Sorry Shirl, I'm not giving up my turf without a fight.
 
Me and Ron Jr just made lemonade, all those years* being a chef has finally paid off.

* < 1 year
 
I had salad with my dinner (smoked mackerel strips) at work today. First time in 15 years I've had salad at work and both of the other office ladies commented on it and one of them even wanted to take a picture for Facebook.

It was vile and I'm never doing it again.
 
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It’s not the salad that’s the issue who has fish at work?! :D
 
It’s not the salad that’s the issue who has fish at work?! :D

It doesn't smell at all, it's pre-packaged ready to eat stuff. I wouldn't cook fish at work, I love fish but rarely cook it at home because of the stench. Not that anybody would notice today after one lady had barbecue pasta stuff that stunk and the other had scrambled eggs done in the microwave that made the kitchen smell of eggy farts.
 
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Oh :shock:

It sounds like you have every right to stick your fish in the micro with such considerate colleagues
 
We had a colleague put stinky fish in a microwave and then just fuck off and leave it there. The entire room was reeking and an angry mob awaited the culprit's return.

Nothing happened, of course - just advanced tutting and a little passive-aggression here and there.
 
We had a fish related microwave incident at work today. It was disgusting.
 
UGH there were awful old cunts on the busy roundabout I have to cross on my way to work waving BREXIT PARTY PLACARDS. Honestly who are these idiots? "LET'S CHANGE POLITICS FOR GOOD"? I don't even know where to START with that one. I was tempted to HAVE A SHOUT at them but there's NO POINT.

I hope they get FINED and QUITE RIGHT TOO
 

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