Thursday declared National Toppy Carrot Day

I really wish I had a boyfriend just so I wouldn’t have to make my own coffee on a morning.
 
Lucille said:
I really wish I had a boyfriend just so I wouldn’t have to make my own coffee on a morning.
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Believe me, I prefer knowing I'm having a coffee placed on the bedside table each morning over the occasional bit of bum fun.
 
I just checked to make sure there were no clashes with other UK national days.

It's international stammering awareness day, but no UK days. Crack on.
 
Moopy! HELP! I took my 13 year old dog out for a walk, and as I have already said to you she is not in the best of health but is still carrying on regardless. I couldn’t find her, and whistled, shouted, and clapped (she’s quite deaf) and she showed up after around 10 minutes with an almost DEAD RABBIT. Now I don’t think she killed it, but it was still wriggling. I tried to get her to drop it, she growled. I ran in disgust and the LITTLE BITCH is currently lying in the garden crunching on the rabbits eyes and brains. I am BEREFT. I need a man to get rid of the carcas! She has not managed to catch a rabbit in about 10 years. The poor bunny. :emoji_disappointed_relieved:
 
It’s NOT FUNNY. I actually am pacing around not knowing what I am going to do. I can’t settle with that lying in my back garden. Can I pay someone to remove it?
 
Rita said:
Moopy! HELP! I took my 13 year old dog out for a walk, and as I have already said to you she is not in the best of health but is still carrying on regardless. I couldn’t find her, and whistled, shouted, and clapped (she’s quite deaf) and she showed up after around 10 minutes with an almost DEAD RABBIT. Now I don’t think she killed it, but it was still wriggling. I tried to get her to drop it, she growled. I ran in disgust and the LITTLE BITCH is currently lying in the garden crunching on the rabbits eyes and brains. I am BEREFT. I need a man to get rid of the carcas! She has not managed to catch a rabbit in about 10 years. The poor bunny. :emoji_disappointed_relieved:
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Oh my God! Do you want me to nip over with my dustpan?
 
A neighbour?

You wouldn’t like it in my garden. We used to have four rabbits when we were kids which were all buried in each corner of the garden.
 
Soldi said:
A neighbour?

You wouldn’t like it in my garden. We used to have four rabbits when we were kids which were all buried in each corner of the garden.
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I don’t want to catch diseases. It’s already bad enough with COVID never mind a bout of MYXOMATOSIS.
 
We once had to get a neighbour to remove a rather disgusting dead squirrel that my cat had decided to gift us in a kitchen cupboard. I didn’t know dogs did that kind of thing :D
 
Rita said:
I got married TWICE and still have no ARSEHOLE to pick up this FUCKING CARCAS.
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Just let the dog finish the job off and eat the lot. I'd come and rescue you, but by the time I get there nature will probably have taken its course.
 
big ron said:
Just let the dog finish the job off and eat the lot. I'd come and rescue you, but by the time I get there nature will probably have taken its course.
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Do you think she will eat it all? I never considered that.
 
I’m not sure I can bare to go out and look. I will wait until my son is home from school and he can go out and check.

THANKYOU MOOPY. I knew you would know what to do! :love:
 
At the very least, I would assume that a fox or something will make off with anything that's left overnight.
 
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