octophone
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In my history of dog ownership I found they'll eat anything, bones and all.
Oh aye - just wait til Doggo starts pooing rabbit teeth etc.
In my history of dog ownership I found they'll eat anything, bones and all.
Oh aye - just wait til Doggo starts pooing rabbit teeth etc.
In other horrific news I’ve just noticed a dying wasp laying on the back of my neck for I don’t know how long![]()
DEAD at the image of Rita in wellies with a spade.Dig a hole. Yer mutt will know what to do cometh the hour.
DEAD at the image of Rita in wellies with a spade.
I don’t think I’ve been stung miraculouslyOMG. What is going on?? I think I would actually die. AGAIN.

Is the groundsman on leave, Rita? You're too kind to your staff.

I don’t think I’ve been stung miraculously![]()
Can someone fill me in: who is Vera again?
Can someone fill me in: who is Vera again?
BELOW MINIMUM WAGE SLAVE
I don’t know if rabbit bones are okay for a dog, but I dare say she’ll sort them out if you let her.Do you think she will eat it all? I never considered that.
Oh my God your life would make such a good sitcom.She is my cleaner, or more of a housekeeper who listens to my problems and MOTHERS ME.
I don’t know if rabbit bones are okay for a dog, but I dare say she’ll sort them out if you let her.
STEWMoopy! HELP! I took my 13 year old dog out for a walk, and as I have already said to you she is not in the best of health but is still carrying on regardless. I couldn’t find her, and whistled, shouted, and clapped (she’s quite deaf) and she showed up after around 10 minutes with an almost DEAD RABBIT. Now I don’t think she killed it, but it was still wriggling. I tried to get her to drop it, she growled. I ran in disgust and the LITTLE BITCH is currently lying in the garden crunching on the rabbits eyes and brains. I am BEREFT. I need a man to get rid of the carcas! She has not managed to catch a rabbit in about 10 years. The poor bunny. :emoji_disappointed_relieved:

You seem a bit shaken hun, I think you should have a drink.
Since covid hit, I have to have lunch in my room on my own as there isn't enough space in the staff room for everyone. I thought it'd be really lonely at first. But as the days pass I'm loving not having to interact with rubbish staff room conversation. The peace is amazing!
Oooh, this just made me nostalgic for University!Currently doing the work of three people because apparently some cunts can’t grasp the concept of GROUP WORK.
Currently doing the work of three people because apparently some cunts can’t grasp the concept of GROUP WORK.
Multi-tasking Queen!Cooking dinner now tooAnd still got the time for posting on hereMulti-tasking Queen!

Currently doing the work of three people because apparently some cunts can’t grasp the concept of GROUP WORK.

Since covid hit, I have to have lunch in my room on my own as there isn't enough space in the staff room for everyone. I thought it'd be really lonely at first. But as the days pass I'm loving not having to interact with rubbish staff room conversation. The peace is amazing!
Why do you get the staff room on your own? Where does everyone else go?