Thursday defeats the orange monster

[Suomi]

You would NOT know it was lockdown at London Bridge station today, compared to last time where I felt very alone...there’s a queue spilling out of some of the coffee shops. SIGH

 

[big ron]

I don’t think people give a shit this time around.

 

[Suomi]

I don’t think people give a shit this time around.

they really don’t and now I’m Karen-ing

 

[Lucille]

I HAVE A HEADACHE

 

[lolly]

People around these parts are definitely much better behaved. I'd say 90% of adults on buses are wearing them.

 

[big ron]

Im going to pick up a telly - but thats essential.

 

[Indie]

I had a grand old time drinking the remaining beer stock from pubs last night. All for as cheaply as they could sell it.

 

[ButterTart]

I think people might grudgingly comply with the lockdown for now but there’s not a chance people will give a shit come December.

 

[Rachey]

We went to go to wspoons on Tuesday night and some selfish person had fallen down the stairs to the toilet and was waiting for an ambulance so we weren't allowed in.

I wanted chicken strips

 

[Lucille]

I hear Mandy did it so she could get you get you home and have gunny for tea.

 

[Suomi]

We went to go to wspoons on Tuesday night and some selfish person had fallen down the stairs to the toilet and was waiting for an ambulance

was Mandy okay

 

[Rachey]

If it had been Mandy that fell I would have disowned her

 

[AlgoAlex]

We went to go to wspoons on Tuesday night and some selfish person had fallen down the stairs to the toilet and was waiting for an ambulance so we weren't allowed in.

I wanted chicken strips

Sorry but people still go to Wetherspoons after all that cunt has done?

 

[Rachey]

Sorry but people still go to Wetherspoons after all that cunt has done?

I have friends that work there and they have no issues at all with him. They all got furloughed and got their jobs back.

 

[Kate]

I hear Mandy did it so she could get you get you home and have gunny for tea.

SCREAMING

 

[Kate]

Woken up in the night by my Russian Revolution poster falling off the wall. Thought it must be a BAD OMEN for the US but I see fuck all has happened overnight

 

[Zu]

YOO HOO SCRUBBERS

I had a sex dream about @dUb last night. Well, I say sex. He was mainly masturbating in front of his colleagues, which I understand is very popular in Ireland these days

 

[Kate]

OMG my block is on Homes Under The Hammer!

 

[Kate]

THAT ESTATE AGENT SOLD ME THIS FLAT

 

[Zu]

OMG my block is on Homes Under The Hammer!

Keep an eye out for a dank wench lolloping to the offy in her slippers and Pot Noodle stained Cosywear, everyone

 

[Zu]

Sorry but people still go to Wetherspoons after all that cunt has done?

But just think of the CUISINE!

 

[Kate]

I think they've cut out me flashing my tits from my window

 

[Kate]

I feel I should point out that Mr Kate's sister messaged me to tell me about this. I don't normally have DAYTIME TELEVISION on.

 

[big ron]

Sorry but people still go to Wetherspoons after all that cunt has done?

They were QUEUING outside my local Weathos last night. It looks fucking gross in there as well.

 

[big ron]

Just driven to pick up my very essential second hand TV, roads seemed fairly busy as per.

 

[octophone]

Day off, enjoyed an extended kip. And now I have exactly shag all to do. Might go and do some non-essential shopping just to rub it in.

 

[Zu]

Having been working for the last TWO HOURS, I‘m tempted to nip to Lidl for Crémant but they appeared to have sold out last time I went NOT POINTING THE FINGER OBVIOUSLY

 

[Mats]

WORKING FROM HOME

ie HOMOSEXUALLY LOUNGING (both online and in real life)

 

[Rachey]

My orchid has started to drop its flowers

 

[ButterTart]

My orchid has started to drop its flowers

Plants can be proper clumsy sometimes.

 

[Zu]

I don't normally have DAYTIME TELEVISION on.

I BET

 

[Lucille]

I REALLY CAN’T BE ARSED TO DO ANYTHING TODAY.

 

[ButterTart]

I REALLY CAN’T BE ARSED TO DO ANYTHING TODAY.

Neither can I, which is bad news for the ten claimants I’ve still got to contact.

 

[Rachey]

Plants can be proper clumsy sometimes.

So I've discovered

 

[Berly]

Where is @Barnacle anyone heard from him?

 

[Zu]

Where is @Barnacle anyone heard from him?

Probably HAD ENOUGH after all the vicious rows in the pots and pans thread

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Busy LIVING HIS BEST LIFE AND SHARING IT ON INSTAGRAM NO DOUBT.

 

[Star]

You would NOT know it was lockdown at London Bridge station today, compared to last time where I felt very alone...there’s a queue spilling out of some of the coffee shops. SIGH

My traffic this morning to work was insane. Where is everyone going??

 

[Star]

Look at the reply you got @Suomi , don't tell me everyone is exempt!!!

 

[floppet]

My work traffic was almost non-existent but when I arrived at Morrisons to pick up some Weetabix and milk it was like Christmas Eve, the carpark was packed and people were queuing to get in. Luckily I only wanted a basket and it was the incredibly tall security man so he let me push in, there were tuts as I walked past the queue.