ZenGiraffe
Panini S.p.a.
I've Started

TerminalIt sounds like when you become self-conscious about your house being too gay.
I'm guessing it's untreatable.

My dad had a dad joke that I think Moopy deserves to hear, it's so bad, and this thread has reminded me of it all day.
Bungalows are called bungalows because one day somebody was building a house and ran out of bricks halfway so the foreman said "bung a low roof on it".
I'll get my coat
Something (I think a fox) killed a woodpigeon last night and my garden is full of FEATHERS. There's another pidge that's been out there all day sitting on the grass looking miserable and not moving if you go near it. It's obviously LOST THE WILL TO LIVE and who can't relate to that but should I HIT IT WITH THE SPADE or LEAVE IT TO AWAIT THE RETURN OF THE FOX? Goodness this YEAR OF DEATH is FUN!
This is so so sad.Something (I think a fox) killed a woodpigeon last night and my garden is full of FEATHERS. There's another pidge that's been out there all day sitting on the grass looking miserable and not moving if you go near it. It's obviously LOST THE WILL TO LIVE and who can't relate to that but should I HIT IT WITH THE SPADE or LEAVE IT TO AWAIT THE RETURN OF THE FOX? Goodness this YEAR OF DEATH is FUN!