Thursday gives a dog some peaches

Thursday and @Indie are bloody idiots if they give the dog a peach or nectarine stone! Most pips and stones from fruit contain cyanide and other compounds toxic to dogs. Whilst it's in very small quantities it can easily poison our four-legged friends so take note. Citrus fruits are also a no-go because they cause upset stomachs.
 
If the dog sees it first, there's no real way to stop it from eating whatever it wants.
 
Floppet said:
Thursday and @Indie are bloody idiots if they give the dog a peach or nectarine stone! Most pips and stones from fruit contain cyanide and other compounds toxic to dogs. Whilst it's in very small quantities it can easily poison our four-legged friends so take note. Citrus fruits are also a no-go because they cause upset stomachs.
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My cats get perturbed if I ever peel an orange in front of them and will run out of the room. I looked it up and it's because citrus is poisonous to them too. I had no idea!
 
I have a huge undercover spot forming in the middle of my face. Trauma.
 
Floppet said:
Thursday and @Indie are bloody idiots if they give the dog a peach or nectarine stone! Most pips and stones from fruit contain cyanide and other compounds toxic to dogs. Whilst it's in very small quantities it can easily poison our four-legged friends so take note. Citrus fruits are also a no-go because they cause upset stomachs.
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My dog is a sneaky scrounger and my neighbours are messy cunts. I did not do it on purpose.
 
Dogs really don’t give a shit, do they? Mine was trying to get at a giant Aero on the sideboard last night. She’ll be all shitted about if she actually eats it, but there’s no telling her.

She also goes MENTAL for chewing gum.
 
Tischlampe said:
My cats get perturbed if I ever peel an orange in front of them and will run out of the room. I looked it up and it's because citrus is poisonous to them too. I had no idea!
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Have you ever tried them with cucumber?
 
Hello all. Another day in PARADISE. I have went out for my morning run, cooked breakfast for the bambino’s, prepared tea, and enquired about a big pile of ironing ( my cleaner has offered to do that for me if I leave it in the outhouse for her to collect :disco:). I have just painted my nails and don’t have a CLUE what to do for the rest of the day.
 
My first day of furlough and I’ve just woken up. Don’t know WHAT THE FUCK TO DO WITH MYSELF.
 
Lucille said:
Who needs ironed clothes if you’re not leaving the house ANYWAY.

I’ve stopped putting on trousers most days.
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I still have to look my best. What if the window cleaner came or something and I am sitting around like a SLOB. Are window cleaners key workers?
 
Rita said:
I still have to look my best. What if the window cleaner came or something and I am sitting around like a SLOB. Are window cleaners key workers?
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Mine turned up the other day and shit himself when he got to my office window as I sit right next to it.
 
My roots are coming through too. I am going to need to use a home dye, which is something I don’t think I have ever done.

FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS! :argh:
 
Im reading through all of your #isolationproblems and all I feel is jealousy. I’ve a drawer full of PS4 games I was looking forward to smashing and I’m so knackered after work I can’t even play them in the evening.
You don’t know you’re born etc.
 
Someone needs to keep up the GLAMOUR, otherwise we’ll forget what it even was when ALL THIS IS OVER.
 
ButterTart said:
Im reading through all of your #isolationproblems and all I feel is jealousy. I’ve a drawer full of PS4 games I was looking forward to smashing and I’m so knackered after work I can’t even play them in the evening.
You don’t know you’re born etc.
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I'm grateful that I can keep working and earning but my work has actually ramped up since isolation started and annoying people are even more annoying - I've been threatened with having a complaint raised again me because I didn't highlight two words that I changed in a document (which changes nothing but makes it sound more formal) so it could be reviewed and signed off!

Looking forward to the Easter bank holidays so I can log off completely.
 
I just wish they could get the remote access to our network to work properly. I haven't been able to log on at all today and I've got so much shit that I need to do.
 
In happier news, my younger sister had another baby yesterday. She popped over to the hospital to get her blood test results and her waters broke there and then. She had to phone my mum to say she'd be late picking up her other kids because she'd just given birth.
 
I've got something ANNOYING and LOW KEY wrong with me that isn't corona related, but is annoying me nonetheless. I just feel WEIRD at the moment- exhausted, getting headaches, bit ACHEY, bit COLD.

Maybe it's STRESS.
 
Sheena said:
I've got something ANNOYING and LOW KEY wrong with me that isn't corona related, but is annoying me nonetheless. I just feel WEIRD at the moment- exhausted, getting headaches, bit ACHEY, bit COLD.

Maybe it's STRESS.
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I had this. Fucking EXHAUSTED, fuzzy head, just a bit MEH.
 
Not quite ill but far from 100%, very annoying and wank timing.
 
Afternoon.

Not back in the office until Monday so I'm locking down. Beginning to feel very down about the whole thing now. Maybe listening the The Cure isn't helping tho'...
 
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