ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Well, I've just been ATTACKED by a heron. It flew in through my window and went mental and then a load of police came round and tasered it.
oh wow what an ugly beastPerfect... he suspects NOTHING
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USAVision too!

So I was ranting that work is now closing Fridays and expecting us to do the same hours which makes 9 1/4 hours per day Mon-Thurs but that they're Morning People (aka cunts) (jkjk, morning people) and everyone wants to go home by 5 so would be looking at 7:15 starts
Luckily they agreed to 7:45 start and 5:30 finish and half hour lunch. Not as nice as the 8-5 with hour lunch and 5 hour Friday from before, but tolerable. I can deal with getting out of bed 15 minutes earlier, a lot easier than 45 minutes earlier. So begins the brave new world of 4 day weeks, I just wish it was "32 hours and still be paid the same" (lol) and not "37 hours crammed into 4 days or you take a pay cut"
You think it was a heron, but it will probably turn out to have been Suomi all along.Well, I've just been ATTACKED by a heron. It flew in through my window and went mental and then a load of police came round and tasered it.
Weirdly he's just burst in dressed as Carmen Miranda and brandishing a chainsaw. I don't know what the April Fool gag is yet but I'm certain it's coming.You think it was a heron, but it will probably turn out to have been Suomi all along.
Morning girls, I was excited for my CURTAINS arriving today which now won’t be with me for ANOTHER WEEK, so instead today I’m waiting in for the 1 lampshade Amazon didn’t deliver yesterday for some reason.

Yes this excited me too!My biggest news is that Spotify have added a Recently Played button.
*plays BRM for hours regardless*Yes this excited me too!
Thanks, will it be 'special' cake?!

I haven't seen any yet, thankfully.The number of "funny" April Fools I've already had to endure today. Next year I'm taking April 1st off.
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Oh dear, what's what worse than April Fools? Germans attempting 'funny' April FoolsThe number of "funny" April Fools I've already had to endure today. Next year I'm taking April 1st off.
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Ugh!Radio 6 are committing hard to the April Fools thing by having a 'pop day'. Basically, they're going to play songs by women and snigger at them.
I don't think you have your date of birth set.WHERE IS MY BIRTHDAY FORUM ACCESS?
It's not a pisstake is it? The date just seems like a coincidence.Radio 6 are committing hard to the April Fools thing by having a 'pop day'. Basically, they're going to play songs by women and snigger at them.
To be fair, so far, I've only heard Laverne and she's always been a fan of all music.It's not a pisstake is it? The date just seems like a coincidence.
I AM!I don't get the 6music thing, it's not an April Fools because they're ACTUALLY DOING IT???
Although DIRRTY just came on so I'm NOT COMPLAINING!
Just found out I’m gay???