Thursday has undefined diva issues

[ZenGiraffe]

And for that reason, I will not be doing any work today.

 

[Apoca]

My back was achey like fuck when I woke up this morning.

Either it's the age or I need a new mattress. I'm choosing to believe it's the mattress.

 

[jyxz]

 

[Rachey]

My back was achey like fuck when I woke up this morning.

Either it's the age or I need a new mattress. I'm choosing to believe it's the mattress.

Get a mattress topper. I was waking with lower back pain every day. I got a panda topper and it's amazing.

I sound like a cheesy advert.

I think I've got a hernia. When I bend sometimes it feels like a small lump is in the way. But it changes places and seems to be affected by what I eat and my period.

Maybe I'm dying.

 

[big ron]

Hi, we got accidentally smashed last night. A quick pint in the sun turned into multiple and then a smorgasbord of ketamine under the stars.

Despite that, I woke up at 6:30 full of beans.

 

[Indie]

My local tanning salon puts seats outside for customers whenever the weather is sunny.

I don't know why that amuses me. Surely they're putting themselves out of potential business.

 

[big ron]

Dunno, charging people to sit in the sun and get a suntan seems like incredible business.

 

[Indie]

Dunno, charging people to sit in the sun and get a suntan seems like incredible business.

I'm unsure as to if they've charged them by then.

If they sit waiting for 30 minutes they might decide they're done and walk away.

 

[big ron]

I'm unsure as to if they've charged them by then.

If they sit waiting for 30 minutes they might decide they're done and walk away.

An important point, please investigate and find out

 

[big ron]

Ive had an insanely productive day which involved talking to pop stars, pitching the guardian and making money. Ket wednesdays are good for you.

 

[floppet]

Are the cars in other parts of the UK covered in Sahara sand? I know of it in Bolton, Manchester and Stoke but wondered whether it got the darn sarf or oop north as well.

 

[Star]

My car was OK today! Although I left it unlocked last night so of course it got raided. Luckily there was nothing in the car of value to take, but he did walk away with my picnic blanket.

 

[Inner Smile]

Somebody has got a BBQ or fire going and it REEKS

 

[jyxz]

Just spent 30 mins on an Amazon chat to get a promised £5 off promo offer.

I won, but I wonder if it was worth the faff.

 

[jyxz]

Are the cars in other parts of the UK covered in Sahara sand? I know of it in Bolton, Manchester and Stoke but wondered whether it got the darn sarf or oop north as well.

Yes. My car was caked in crap.

 

[COB]

Somebody has got a BBQ or fire going and it REEKS

The local chippy has been setting up a VAN outside my window in the evenings recently, my living room keeps smelling of chips when I get home

 

[lolly]

Are the cars in other parts of the UK covered in Sahara sand? I know of it in Bolton, Manchester and Stoke but wondered whether it got the darn sarf or oop north as well.

It was on the local news, so presumably so.

 

[big ron]

Are the cars in other parts of the UK covered in Sahara sand? I know of it in Bolton, Manchester and Stoke but wondered whether it got the darn sarf or oop north as well.

Well sandy round here, more coming too apparently

 

[jyxz]

Just spent 30 mins on an Amazon chat to get a promised £5 off promo offer.

I won, but I wonder if it was worth the faff.

Yes. £5 off my Tassimo pods WAS worth it.

#RESULT

 

[funky]

Are the cars in other parts of the UK covered in Sahara sand? I know of it in Bolton, Manchester and Stoke but wondered whether it got the darn sarf or oop north as well.

Oh I had to clean my windscreen this morning, that’ll be what that was.