Thursday is, quite frankly, DISTURBED

Sheena

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I had entirely forgotten it when I woke up, but I've just remembered I had a sex dream last night that involved @lolly and someone purporting to be @Lucille. I can't really remember what it was about but I didn't actually have sex, I just watched lots of people at it, two of whom were them.

I blame it on the vegan cheese.
 
lolly said:
Sex on a school night? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS
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You were at it like a rabbit. I kept trying to get your attention about something but I forget why. Fittingly, it was in my parents’ back bedroom that all of this was going on...
 
I can’t even remember seeing Lucille’s picture so I have NO IDEA if it was actually Lucille.
 
It involved a girl I went to school with who I havent seen since I left school, short of popping up tagged in someone else from schools insta photos about 8 months ago. We were in some sort of dessert environment so I'm guessing my brain's interpretation of Burning Man and she was going to get my name tattooed above and to the side of her eye in a gothic font like a west coast 90s rapper. I realised at that point she was deffos up for fucking me and I was trying to work out how to shake Ms Ron when I woke up.
 
I want to be in a dessert environment.

Preferably custard based.
 
I don’t like the idea of someone purporting to me and using my good name to lure you into bed Shee.
 
I found a monophonic synthesiser I built at a workshop in 2012 last night. Reckon it hadn't been touched in over three years. Switched it on, worked just fine. Instant noise action - 1st track done, absolutely evil loop for a second ready to be worked with tonight. Har-har-har.
 
I hardly ever have a sex dream :(

I've just VOLUNTEERED to do something at work. I must be LOSING MY MIND
 
I'm fed up with my bloody work computer going on the fritz. I lost about 40 mins to the bastard thing this morning.

Never thought I'd see the day when my computer at home was better than the one I had at work. Maybe that's a generational thing...
 
I say my PT, I 'won' 4 sessions for free, the first one was just her asking me questions, then I got a 14 page lifestyle document, and the next ones would be taking measurements, doing a fitness test etc. I'm too busy for that shit. I'm terrible at sticking to things at a set time, and if I could get around that, I just want someone to tell me which heavy things to pick up and put down again.
 
Fucking hell I plucked 14 as a number, it is actually 11. FUCK THAT SHIT
 
Kate said:
There's a new Moby song on the radio and it sounds like SASH or something
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Could be worse, he could have the guitar out again....also, does he think we've all forgotten about Natalie Portman then?
 
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