Thursday lost eight tropical fish last week in a power cut.

[Lucille]

In what may be a dangerous precedent, I've decided wine with lunch is fine in lockdown

 

[Sheena]

In what may be a dangerous precedent, I've decided wine with lunch is fine in lockdown

ISN’T IT NORMALLY?

 

[Sheena]

I think I speak for myself, Ron and dmlaw when I say yep, that sounds about right.

Ron likes cock almost as much as I do.

You’ll be next.

 

[wendy the Go_At]

Whats up moopy. I've just wired up some sexy sound-activated LED strips in my kitchen and am feeling reet (wo)MANLY

 

[big ron]

ISN’T IT NORMALLY?

I’m two beers deep

 

[Shirley]

I've had a letter about the building works that the NUNS across the road are planning. Small pleasures

Is it going to be a disco?

 

[Kate]

Well I'm assuming "ultra low Nox gas fired boilers" is secret code for a smoke machine, yes

 

[Kate]

(it's actually an extension to the care home. Bless them)

 

[octophone]

(it's actually an extension to the care home. Bless them)

Didn't take them long to spot that looming gap in the market, eh?

 

[vespertine]

So we have a digital "Open Mic" session with our big boss, and some of the questions people have been submitting are.

"Confucius said: 'We have two lives, and the second one begins when we realize we only have one.' How will Covid-19 change the way we see our jobs and daily activities?"

 

[vespertine]

Half tempted to submit:

"Martin Luther King Jr famously once said: 'Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.' David, how do you think the Financial Planner service model will adapt going forward?"

 

[octophone]

"A popular saying goes "when one door shuts, another one opens". But I think I should take my car back to the garage because it wasn't doing that before. What do we think?"

 

[Lucille]

So my flatmate is moving out which was annoying as I really didn't want to look for a new housemate, nor did I want my rent to double. Luckily my landlord completely UNPROMPTED offered to drop the rent on the flat, which means I can afford to rent it to myself until quarantine is over

 

[Lucille]

I can have that sewing room I always dreamed of!

 

[Mats]

I can have that sewing room I always dreamed of!

why not start with a beret to go with your avatar?

 

[ButterTart]

That clapping is getting me more choked up with each passing week. Is it happening in other countries or is this actually something nice that we're doing off our own backs?

 

[D5K]

That clapping is getting me more choked up with each passing week. Is it happening in other countries or is this actually something nice that we're doing off our own backs?

It seemed a bit more subdued here tonight.

 

[ButterTart]

It seemed a bit more subdued here tonight.

There were more people than ever out on my street. Lasted ages, too.

 

[lolly]

Busiest yet here, I'd say. And someone let off a firework. Can't wait for all the Facebook posts moaning about it waking a child or scaring a dog.

 

[lolly]

Must get back and sign another petition for Captain Tom Moore get a knighthood.

 

[Star]

Yes we had fireworks too for the first time. Literally just lasted a minute which was perfect.

 

[ButterTart]

Busiest yet here, I'd say. And someone let off a firework. Can't wait for all the Facebook posts moaning about it waking a child or scaring a dog.

Oh I hope people don't start ruining it with fireworks. I want to look forward to it, not stay inside trying to calm down a frenzied border collie.

See, didn't even have to go on Facebook!

 

[Star]

Well I'm all tucked in and ready for bed.

 

[Lucille]

Oh I hope people don't start ruining it with fireworks. I want to look forward to it, not stay inside trying to calm down a frenzied border collie.

See, didn't even have to go on Facebook!

What's your dog's name BT? I think we need more pictures of your dog.
More stories as well, what did your dog do today?

 

[Soldi]

Busiest yet here, I'd say. And someone let off a firework. Can't wait for all the Facebook posts moaning about it waking a child or scaring a dog.

Already had that here, apparently were supposed to just CLAP

 

[Lucille]

There was a lot of POTS AND PANS here.

 

[ButterTart]

What's your dog's name BT? I think we need more pictures of your dog.
More stories as well, what did your dog do today?

She licked herself and had a couple of shits. Why are you so obsessed?

 

[Sheena]

Yeah, not so many pans but lots more people. We’ve put a big heart on the balcony in fairy lights, which looks properly lovely and next door have joined us and done the same.