Star
Homo Secretary (OB)
Lady before me is done
The choice of words felt a bit off so it didn’t read as intended and I don’t like to cause upset except when I doAnd the original post wasn't even bad!

Hope you don't bleed as much as her xxxLady before me is done
Lunch with a friend today, out shopping for pretty bits for my flat with my mum tomorrow.Got any plans?

What are you having done?I'm also nervous![]()
Good luck, we'll love you with or without teeth.
This happens all the time, when I worked at the dentist and the vets. Clients would moan and shout at reception, then the dentist/vet would come out and apologise and the client was all sweetIn a minute he'll call me and apologise for the wait and I'll say 'oh that's fine don't worry'![]()

I need to book a dentist's appointment and I absolutely don't want to. I needed a filling replacing last year and I've put it off so long I imagine they're going to say the only course of action is to knock all my teeth out with a giant mallet like in Tom and Jerry.
Cheap tho'.
Mind you, I'm sure it would be £10 for actual mallet swing but then £250 for the hire, £200 for the post-smash damage to the mallet to be repaired, £120 for the imprint your arse left in the chair etc etc

Last time I went to the hygienist she reminded me "Your teeth are important"
Thank you I'm not FIVE


Damn you autocorrect!She threw you out?![]()
The fuck!? My filling last week was £12.50!Star's teeth: NOT DEAD YET.
Star's wallet: £250 lighter for a filling![]()
The f*ck!? My filling last week was £12.50!
Makes her easy to identify at leastYeah, just the teeth remain![]()
No - I'd already corrected it by the time you quoted me!Did you fix my quoted post too?![]()
Wasn't there a murder is your little rural village as well? I'm not feeling safe.Have you started killing again, Soldi?
There were two murders back home last year yes!Wasn't there a murder is your little rural village as well? I'm not feeling safe.
There were two murders back home last year yes!
I’M NOT GUILTY

Star's teeth: NOT DEAD YET.
Star's wallet: £250 lighter for a filling![]()
I am very pleased I remained friends with my dental colleagues. I never pay for treatment.Also, classic routine in this instance of feeling compelled to talk about the latest slaying to get it off their chest but making out that someone else did itMoopy certainly DOES have form for young felons.
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