Thursday ponders the benefits of a nuclear winter

[ZenGiraffe]

Will at least be COLD? Because I CAN'T at this HEAT

 

[Tisch]

This heat wave feels different from other years, I literally can't function.

 

[Lucille]

Next person who complains about the aircon being too cold in this office WILL BE SACKED.

 

[jyxz]

Either it’s just not that warm here (sorry girls) or I have the added bonus of Mounjaro also affecting my inner thermometer for the better.

 

[big ron]

Mans not hot

 

[lolly]

It's like the Devil's armpit here. I think my heat tolerance is reducing year by year

 

[Devil]

I’m fucking dripping after a stroll around the park.

Tell me there’s an end in sight after the weekend

 

[Sheena]

I’m fucking dripping after a stroll around the park.

WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE

 

[Soldi]

I’ve got a day off and have found some Aperol in the back of the cupboard

 

[Soldi]

Although it’s half full so god knows how it’ll taste.

 

[Joseph]

It’s already swampass weather here and now THIS

 

[Tisch]

Although it’s half full so god knows how it’ll taste.

That's positive!

 

[big ron]

Mans not hot

Man would like to retract his earlier statement.

 

[octophone]

Not that hot here...apparently tomorrow is a scorcher then it just rains for 10 days because Glasgow in June.

 

[Sheena]

Mans not hot

Is this a Eurovision tweet?

 

[Rachey]

I must say, standing over a boiling pan of fudge for 4 hours in this heat has been a real joy

 

[Sheena]

I must say, standing over a boiling pan of fudge for 4 hours in this heat has been a real joy

WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE

 

[big ron]

I must say, standing over a boiling pan of fudge for 4 hours in this heat has been a real joy

I’ll boil your fudge

 

[Joseph]

MILK
MILK
LEMONADE