Thursday scans its boobs on the photocopier at the Christmas party

Our potential shop buyer still hasn't returned the NDA we sent her. We're assuming she's lost interest.
 
I’d be having a lovely morning if a consultant wasn’t BLATANTLY LYING to me for not doing his job properly.
 
I told someone to GET OUT for trying to foist REALLY SHODDY WORK on us and they MOANED so I told them I'd get back to them on MONDAY after consulting MADAM in her new ELEVATED CAPACITY as HEAD OF WHATEVER

It's Thursday and there's still NO WORD FROM HER. And to think they were accusing us of being UNPROFESSIONAL.

Plus ca change etc
 
I've been watching videos of Alexandra Road estate in london. I feel like I need to go visit and get a house tour from someone.
 
So despite it taking a FUCKING MONTH to get this far, it appears I have appendicitis and "a likely rupture" and "you should have gone to A&E"...which was basically what I did when I went to the walk-in centre and was told I probably have a hernia and to just go away.

Now waiting on a colonoscopy to see if that reveals anything more but JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT, this is going to fuck Christmas right up.

HOORAY!
 
Sheena said:
So despite it taking a FUCKING MONTH to get this far, it appears I have appendicitis and "a likely rupture" and "you should have gone to A&E"...which was basically what I did when I went to the walk-in centre and was told I probably have a hernia and to just go away.

Now waiting on a colonoscopy to see if that reveals anything more but JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT, this is going to fuck Christmas right up.

HOORAY!
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My sympathies. I had an UNSUCCESSFUL colonoscopy in October (my bowel wasn't clean enough, flop gay) and had to have a second one in November, including a week of low residue diet (bad) and a two day prep (fucking abysmal). I was so dehydrated the morning of the procedure I nearly fainted after taking a shower.
 
Debbie Jellinsky said:
My sympathies. I had an UNSUCCESSFUL colonoscopy in October (my bowel wasn't clean enough, flop gay) and had to have a second one in November, including a week of low residue diet (bad) and a two day prep (fucking abysmal). I was so dehydrated the morning of the procedure I nearly fainted after taking a shower.
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Well that's PERKED ME RIGHT UP! :D :disco:
 
To be honest, I'm QUITE sure my anus is EXEMPLARY!
 
Sheena said:
So despite it taking a FUCKING MONTH to get this far, it appears I have appendicitis and "a likely rupture" and "you should have gone to A&E"...which was basically what I did when I went to the walk-in centre and was told I probably have a hernia and to just go away.

Now waiting on a colonoscopy to see if that reveals anything more but JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT, this is going to fuck Christmas right up.

HOORAY!
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How long do you have to wait for that? Will they want to take your appendix out?
 
Star said:
How long do you have to wait for that? Will they want to take your appendix out?
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No idea and the interweb suggests it’s likely. If it’s any sort of microtear etc then a definite.

Like I said, watch them, having waited a fucking month to get to this point, decide it has to be done next week.
 
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