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Good morning! I’ve been up since 5 am and yet I still haven’t made it to the office.![]()


You know you’re old when you see the rain and just think “oooh, at least my allotment is getting a good soaking”.

Get him to join Moopy and post in the relationship thread. Sounds JUICYMy friend has given up trying to get his boyfriend to leave his husband of five years for him... and is getting over him by pursuing a guy who got into trouble for a 'domestic incident' with his ex.
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I just couldn't move this morning, and now I'm running late. I wish I was more of a morning person![]()
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Nah, morning people are annoying as fuck. Aye, thrilled that you've been up since 5am but you're not getting a medal for it, no matter how much you waffle on.
Last day of my isolation (official medical isolation anyway, I guess the social isolation will continue for a while)
But I had some online lessons so I didn’t tell the company about that.
Would’ve been fine if I didn’t get a sudden and urgent stomachache during one of them
Oooh good flavour choice!!
Our current bedroom isn't the best for light blocking, so I wake up early in summer. Do I get up at 6am and embrace the day and tell social media about it? Do I fuck. I lie there until 9 because being horizontal is nice.

Ive got a cobweb on my stairs if you have five minutesOn my way down the stairs earlier I noticed a dangly cobweb from the ceiling so I got the hoover out to get it. Then I thought I may as well do the hall and stairs since I had the hoover out. Whilst doing the hall I went over the edge of the living room carpet so thought I may as well do that too. Because I used Shake n Vac (dog smell paranoia) there was a very fine film of dust on the bay windowledge so I had to dust that, then the telly, then all of the shelves and in doing so I moved the hoover into the dining room. Decided to hoover in there too, I mean why not? Then I swept the kitchen, utility room and downstairs toilet floors.
Next time I'm just going to pretend I haven't seen the bloody cobweb!
On my way down the stairs earlier I noticed a dangly cobweb from the ceiling so I got the hoover out to get it. Then I thought I may as well do the hall and stairs since I had the hoover out. Whilst doing the hall I went over the edge of the living room carpet so thought I may as well do that too. Because I used Shake n Vac (dog smell paranoia) there was a very fine film of dust on the bay windowledge so I had to dust that, then the telly, then all of the shelves and in doing so I moved the hoover into the dining room. Decided to hoover in there too, I mean why not? Then I swept the kitchen, utility room and downstairs toilet floors.
Next time I'm just going to pretend I haven't seen the bloody cobweb!
On my way down the stairs earlier I noticed a dangly cobweb from the ceiling so I got the hoover out to get it. Then I thought I may as well do the hall and stairs since I had the hoover out. Whilst doing the hall I went over the edge of the living room carpet so thought I may as well do that too. Because I used Shake n Vac (dog smell paranoia) there was a very fine film of dust on the bay windowledge so I had to dust that, then the telly, then all of the shelves and in doing so I moved the hoover into the dining room. Decided to hoover in there too, I mean why not? Then I swept the kitchen, utility room and downstairs toilet floors.
Next time I'm just going to pretend I haven't seen the bloody cobweb!
