Thursday texts Happy New Year now, before the phone lines go down x

[Mats]

I'm meeting up with friends somewhere around Tours for NYE. But it appears that all the sniffy sniffy plans they had prepared have fallen through. So now everyone's counting on me as the sole provider.

*gets arrested at Gare Montparnasse with a couple of kilos*

I can't figure out which route to take tonight. sickeningly affectionate or energetic ego-centered

don't do drugs, kids, too many DILEMMAS!

 

[Soldi]

We've been told to deal with life threatening things. So obviously RTAs, collapsed animals etc.

Anything that can be done remotely like ear infections, vomitting , can be done over the phone and meds given.

We are doing overdue vaccines of 3 months because that's potentially a risk to life.

But that's it.

How urgent is eye care star?

Shame we can’t do that at our work!

 

[big ron]

Shouldn't your new neighbours be bringing you round a bag anyway?



We are talking sugar right?

I felt like a right reprobate, the house on the package is occupied by a really sweet old man. But then I got to say hello and introduce myself which was nice.

Thankfully because we have tons of sner Ron Jr and I were outside when the postman came, and he recognised our name so was already planning on bringing it to me. I'm such a fucking tramp but woo, party drugs!

 

[big ron]

I had another parcel too which was a bottle of 98% grain alcohol.

 

[big ron]

I'm meeting up with friends somewhere around Tours for NYE. But it appears that all the sniffy sniffy plans they had prepared have fallen through. So now everyone's counting on me as the sole provider.

*gets arrested at Gare Montparnasse with a couple of kilos*

Up the bum no crime done, hun.

 

[Diddy]

Yet we're all allowed to see any old dog at work

Can’t you just post directions to Barnard Castle on the door and lock it?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I can't figure out which route to take tonight. sickeningly affectionate or energetic ego-centered

don't do drugs, kids, too many DILEMMAS!

Why not BOTH?

 

[Mats]

Why not BOTH?

MIND

BLOWN

(and dead)

 

[Soldi]

I think I might just DIE WITH LAUGHTER if I see another “joke” about being in Tier 10/20/824 next year and how we won’t be allowed to BREATHE. HAHA LOL!!!1

 

[floppet]

Somebody from my work has posted on the Facebook page that we're all working from home now that we're in Tier 4. Some of us have already been working from home all sodding week!

Not sure whether this means I have to visit the office over the weekend and pick up my spare monitor and other various files so I'm probably going to just cock a deaf 'un and turn up as normal on Monday morning.

 

[big ron]

I think I might just DIE WITH LAUGHTER if I see another “joke” about being in Tier 10/20/824 next year and how we won’t be allowed to BREATHE. HAHA LOL!!!1

The memes this lockdown have been poor banter

 

[Rita]

Is it too early for gin?

NEVER

 

[Rachey]

NEVER

I'm on my 2nd

 

[big ron]

I’m regretting getting so pissed last night now. Zzz

 

[Diddy]

Right that’s 2020 done for me, I won’t spoil the ending for you

良いお年を、ムーピー

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sloe Gin, prosecco and enough savoury nibbles to keep me hangover content!

 

[Kate]

GAMMON in the oven, prosecco in the fridge, sparkly dress on because FUCK IT.

 

[GNL]

GAMMON in the oven, prosecco in the fridge, sparkly dress on because FUCK IT.

BURN NIGEL BURN.

 

[Nancy]

BURN NIGEL BURN.

Who is Nigel please?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

PJs and a hoodie because I my sparkly dress is in the bin.

Hope @SDF makes the most of it. Bin dwellers die in bins during winter weather.

 

[Kate]

 

[Kate]

Pink prosecco or gold prosecco first?

 

[Lucille]

WHISKY.

 

[Kate]

Whisky's not an APERITIF!

(*@Eddie suddenly appears to inform us WELL ACTUALLY*)

 

[SDF]

PJs and a hoodie because I my sparkly dress is in the bin.

Hope @SDF makes the most of it. Bin dwellers die in bins during winter weather.

it’s cold out there

If I go quiet send help to the bins, London

 

[Kate]

So THAT's why you moved to Brixton @SDF - for the bin life. A few summers ago I was walking down Electric Avenue on a very hot day and there was a woman having a nice relaxing bath in a grit bin.

 

[dmlaw]

Whisky's not an APERITIF!

(*@Eddie suddenly appears to inform us WELL ACTUALLY*)

I'd never drink a scotch before dinner, but an Irish whiskey with quite a bit of ice makes a VERY nice aperitif.

 

[RJN]

Any drink can be perfect for any time of day in my experience

 

[Kate]

Welsh whisky was responsible for my state on the Moopy Zoom call.

 

[SDF]

So THAT's why you moved to Brixton @SDF - for the bin life. A few summers ago I was walking down Electric Avenue on a very hot day and there was a woman having a nice relaxing bath in a grit bin.

oh you met my mum

 

[Nancy]

Whisky's not an APERITIF!

(*@Eddie suddenly appears to inform us WELL ACTUALLY*)

Somebody asked me once when I worked as a waiter whether we had any DIGESTIF.

I replied, "SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE ANY BISCUITS"

 

[Lucille]

Oh Nancy I bet you were simultaneously a great/shit waiter.

 

[Jark]

I've never been more depressed on new year's eve. I've had the worst day ever. I told my boss I wouldn't be able to join a casual end of day team call because my project is super intense and needs to be wrapped up today but he basically pressured me to join and I'm still new so I felt I couldn't put my foot down. so I sat there smiling at inane banter and because of that I still haven't finished work.

the Chinese takeout can't deliver so we have to settle for Indian. I want to be in the country I live in, with my friends, not stuck in the UK with my parents and my dad being a fucking joyless asshole who is so broken that he makes everything toxic.

I'm going to get smashed and go to bed at 10. what a shitty end to a shitty year.

 

[Nancy]

Oh Nancy I bet you were simultaneously a great/shit waiter.

I WAS! I was always getting things wrong and knocking things over, but the customers loved me!

 

[Nancy]

YAY! I’ve finished work until the 5th!

 

[floppet]

Oh @Jark The Herald Angels Sing *hugs*

Hopefully this time next year we'll all be laughing and making merry at just how shit this year actually was.

 

[COB]

Sorry to hear about how you're feeling @Jark The Herald Angels Sing

 

[Rita]

I've never been more depressed on new year's eve. I've had the worst day ever. I told my boss I wouldn't be able to join a casual end of day team call because my project is super intense and needs to be wrapped up today but he basically pressured me to join and I'm still new so I felt I couldn't put my foot down. so I sat there smiling at inane banter and because of that I still haven't finished work.

the Chinese takeout can't deliver so we have to settle for Indian. I want to be in the country I live in, with my friends, not stuck in the UK with my parents and my dad being a fucking joyless asshole who is so broken that he makes everything toxic.

I'm going to get smashed and go to bed at 10. what a shitty end to a shitty year.

We love you darling, no matter where in the World you are. Having been married to a JOYLESS MISERY for years I can totally sympathise. Get off your tree and don’t worry about the MISERY!

 

[Beverley]

I've never been more depressed on new year's eve. I've had the worst day ever. I told my boss I wouldn't be able to join a casual end of day team call because my project is super intense and needs to be wrapped up today but he basically pressured me to join and I'm still new so I felt I couldn't put my foot down. so I sat there smiling at inane banter and because of that I still haven't finished work.

the Chinese takeout can't deliver so we have to settle for Indian. I want to be in the country I live in, with my friends, not stuck in the UK with my parents and my dad being a fucking joyless asshole who is so broken that he makes everything toxic.

I'm going to get smashed and go to bed at 10. what a shitty end to a shitty year.

Sending love to my little jarklet

 

[lolly]

Bung on 6 Music shortly and get twatted, Jark