Thursday: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson-Symonds Years :(

[RJN]

^

out now + not very good + problematic​

 

[big ron]

Ew

 

[Soldi]

My exam today is in HULME

What a BAD OMEN

 

[ButterTart]

My exam today is in HULME

What a BAD OMEN

That Asda certainly offers a range of activities.

 

[Kate]

HI @Jack come and tell us what you've been up to

 

[Iguana]

I only just found out yesterday that Carrie Symonds Johnson was a victim of John Worboys. How did I not know that? She was drugged in the back of his taxi but doesn't think she was assaulted beyond that, and testified in the case.

Anyway, GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

 

[octophone]

No wonder the birth rate is LOW when you have THAT looking at you from the front of the papers every morning. I'm sealed tighter than an Egyptian Mummy's tomb at the very thought.

 

[COB]

Hello @Jack and everyone else!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm on a bus with a hangover.

SLAUGHTER ME

 

[Lucille]

Start chatting to the person in front about the weather, it will brighten both your days

 

[Jack]

Hi guys - nothing exciting Kate quite frankly. This all looks very different to last time I posted! It took me 15 minutes to work out how to even make a post.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Start chatting to the person in front about the weather, it will brighten both your days

I'd rather deep fat fry my own balls.

Thanks for the HOT ADVICE THOUGH.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hi guys - nothing exciting Kate quite frankly. This all looks very different to last time I posted! It took me 15 minutes to work out how to even make a post.

!

 

[ButterTart]

Start chatting to the person in front about the weather, it will brighten both your days

God can you even imagine?
“Hi do you like weather?”
“Yes I find it perfectly cromulent”
And then it all escalates until you eventually have to think of something else to pretend to value their opinion of.

 

[GNL]

Just discovered I'm staying a couple of towns over from Moopy favourite CHEADLE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have landed in my own bed. I passed out on a sofa last night.

We did order a McDonald's breakfast and listened to I'm Too Sexy this morning, so it wasn't all bad.

 

[dmlaw]

I only just found out yesterday that Carrie Symonds Johnson was a victim of John Worboys. How did I not know that? She was drugged in the back of his taxi but doesn't think she was assaulted beyond that, and testified in the case.

Anyway, GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

Ultimately, that would still make Warboys only the second worst person to have had his fingers up her.

 

[Star]

HI @Jack come and tell us what you've been up to

Isn't Jack in LA? He's going soon if not I recall.

 

[Kate]

Yes I believe he's off to visit Baby Rollo who is now a drug-addled struggling porn star

 

[ButterTart]

Yes I believe he's off to visit Baby Rollo who is now a drug-addled struggling porn star

So jealous, I wish my kids would get off their arses and earn their own money.

 

[COB]

So jealous, I wish my kids would get off their arses and earn their own money.

Your kids are still alive? Naloxone really is incredible.

 

[GNL]

Ultimately, that would still make Warboys only the second worst person to have had his fingers up her.

Third. She had the editor of The Sun flinging it up her before Boris.

 

[Star]

I made eye contact with Rochelle Humes this afternoon

 

[Star]

Instagram confirms we were at the same pumpkin event