Thursday there's a Jark in the water

[Jark]

HAPPY MORNING FELLOW UNICORNS

I'm in a well good mood! can't wait for it to evaporate by midday!

 

[funky]

See it would have been funnier if you’d said Jark instead of shark


Morning

I don’t know why I’m awake. I don’t even know what 7am is.

 

[GNL]

I FINALLY had a good night's sleep, you'll all be thrilled to know.

 

[Iguana]

@Gangsta Nancy Lam this morning

 

[Diddy]

Current mood: :emoji_fallen_leaf::emoji_upside_down::emoji_volcano:

 

[Mats]

work system is being moved to new servers today or some HOOT, so that's me ready for another shark in a teacup!

 

[ButterTart]

After yesterday's rollercoaster I've got the MF snippets and the Eurovision results to do today. Even in lockdown I'm living at breakneck speed.

 

[Jark]

See it would have been funnier if you’d said Jark instead of shark


Morning

I don’t know why I’m awake. I don’t even know what 7am is.

I didn't want to be too SELF REFERENTIAL in case anybody thought I was a NARCISSIST!

although I imagine it's already MUCH 2 LATE!

 

[Tisch]

Morning. May have had a bit too much wine last night, but thank god it was the weekend eh.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Moopy you can be as entertaining as you want, I’m not working today.

 

[Tisch]

Thread title definitely needs editing to 'Jark'

 

[Dark Carnival]

After yesterday's rollercoaster I've got the MF snippets and the Eurovision results to do today. Even in lockdown I'm living at breakneck speed.

This weekend on moopy sounds so promising, I’m thinking about cancelling a date!

 

[jivafox]

GOOD MORNING.

This has given me a right pep in my step for what is going to be a busy day at work

 

[Tisch]

I've always been so so silly.

Still in bed. Wonder if work fancies furloughing me for a day. Bit rude they haven't offered it at all tbh.

 

[ButterTart]

This weekend on moopy sounds so promising, I’m thinking about cancelling a date!

Do it! People in real life are a bit shit anyway.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This weekend on moopy sounds so promising, I’m thinking about cancelling a date!

It's wall to wall events! I've now not left the house for 10 days and now I don't mind!

 

[Dark Carnival]

GOOD MORNING.

This has given me a right pep in my step for what is going to be a busy day at work

I have so many things to say about this but I won’t

 

[octophone]

Well, here's hoping for a slightly less batshit day. Hello.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well, here's hoping for a slightly less batshit day. Hello.

Back to the schedule...

 

[octophone]

We now return you to our regular scheduled programming.

Isn't (*insert low-to-middling pop star of your choice here*) a cunt?

 

[ButterTart]

We now return you to our regular scheduled programming.

Isn't (*insert low-to-middling pop star of your choice here*) a cunt?

Amy Studt forming a lynch mob on Mumsnet as we speak.

 

[COB]

Good morning!

 

[Lucille]

I want an otter reaching into my hole

 

[jivafox]

 

[Ellie]

Can anyone point me in the direction of the Amazon link? I need to buy something.

 

[Frozen]

Can anyone point me in the direction of the Amazon link? I need to buy something.

https://www.amazon.co.uk//ref=as_sl...//www.moopy.co.uk/search.php?searchid=5302810

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm about to go for a walk for the first time in 10 days.

 

[rocketstail]

We now return you to our regular scheduled programming.

Isn't (*insert low-to-middling pop star of your choice here*) a cunt?

Rita Ora the obvious choice SURELY?

 

[RJN]

Rita Ora the obvious choice SURELY?

the safe choice, because even if she found it, she wouldn’t care

 

[Soldi]

@Rita whats the forecast up your end next week? We’re potentially looking at 2010 levels of snow down here

 

[Lucille]

This daily thread must be feeling a bit

 

[Indie]

@Rita whats the forecast up your end next week?

Following

 

[RJN]

This daily thread must be feeling a bit

And even with riveting weather chat

 

[Phoenix]

I didn’t leave the house yesterday and today I’m all antsy. I would like this cold to be over because it’s really unfair on top of everything else going on.

 

[Tisch]

This daily thread must be feeling a bit

As the starter of yesterday's one, I felt a bit like that when the V*Brown stuff was going on, then the evening happened and look at where we are now

 

[OutSynk]

This daily thread must be feeling a bit

Wednesday to Thursday:

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've had myself banned from the Community Forum for my own sanity.

 

[octophone]

This daily thread must be feeling a bit

It's no wonder people get CONFUSED

 

[Soldi]

I’ve just done a proper Mel on an old school friends group chat. I posted a load of laughing emojis about an above post but one of my friends sent a really sad message about her dead dog at the same time, and that went through first

 

[big ron]

Own it, call the dog a cunt.