Thursday wants to sleep in

[Soldi]

27.5 hours through my 50 hour work week

 

[Lucille]

I have 10 hours left and honestly it’s overwhelming.

 

[lolly]

Martha’s having a hard time right now and is taking some time off, she’s suffering serious constipation due to the endless vicious attacks and spiteful bullying she’s received over the past year.

I’m arranging a ‘collection’ for her in cubicle 3 of the longe latrines if anyone cares to donate.

I'm well up for Skidd Aid

 

[big ron]

Martha’s having a hard time right now and is taking some time off, she’s suffering serious constipation due to the endless vicious attacks and spiteful bullying she’s received over the past year.

I’m arranging a ‘collection’ for her in cubicle 3 of the longe latrines if anyone cares to donate.

Good

 

[Lucille]

She’s a divorced woman FOR GOD’S SAKE!

 

[COB]

 

[Rita]

Is Jocasta Clun also @Lucille ? I thought it was OUR DEAR DEPARTED SHIRL making a comeback.

 

[Rita]

What about Zu, is that also Lucille?

 

[Lucille]

Unlike some of you I have strictly ONE personality.

 

[Lucille]

A poem

Dear Martha Skidd, a woman so pretty
With such a hearty bossom, and knickers so shitty
A Queen, upon your head, I shall lay a beautiful crown
If you, upon my chest, lay an egg of sumptuous brown

 

[lolly]

SUMPTUOUS

 

[Rita]

The decorations are all down, the house is tidy and I am eating a cheeseboard washed down with some port from Christmas. Everything is so quiet up here and I must admit after a fantastic Christmas and New Year spent with my nearest and dearest I am quite happy to have some time to myself.

 

[Rita]

I still have far too much snacky foods leftover from the festivities but will hand it in to the food bank tomorrow although I don’t plan on starting healthy living again until Monday. I have a friends birthday day out on Saturday and we will get a takeaway Sunday before I live incredibly quietly for the rest of the month while I try to get back on track, so HI MOOPY!

 

[Rita]

So much tv to catch up on too. The Masked Singer, Happy Valley, CALL THE MIDWIFE.

 

[Apoca]

I worked from 8am to 6.30pm, rushed to the supermarket, rushed to the gym and got home 30 minutes ago.

This week needs to END.