Tischvision: EGG GALA - 16/03/21 18:00

[Indie]

@Tisch

I could see it. Tried to fix it for you.

 

[Iguana]

Please feel free to check out the latest chart hit from Charlie Egg See Eggs while we wait.

 

[Raining on Me]

Yolks are getting EGGASPERATED now

 

[ManicKangaroo]

It's showing now

 

[Tisch]

#31 THE KINGDOM OF PRUSSIA

 

[Iguana]

Wasn't worth it

 

[Tisch]

Back with our normal programming then! We apologise, but the Vicar of Dibley will now be shown at a later date

 

[Lucille]

LOVE IT!

 

[dmlaw]

#31 THE KINGDOM OF PRUSSIA

Egg-cellent work under the most eggs-treme pressure.

 

[Tisch]

#32 THE REPUBLIC OF RYAN GOSLING

 

[Iguana]

Back with our normal programming then! We apologise, but the Vicar of Dibley will now be shown at a later date

You missed out on an Eggheads pun there

 

[ButterTart]

Are we supposed to believe that bird is able to fly AND levitate a crown using the power of thought while carrying around that heavy sword? Prussia are on their arse.

 

[ButterTart]

You missed out on an Eggheads pun there

STOP EGGING HIM ON

 

[Kate]

#32 THE REPUBLIC OF RYAN GOSLING

FFS

 

[Lucille]

#32 THE REPUBLIC OF RYAN GOSLING

MR NAEF!!!! That's a CHICKEN not an EGG!!!!

 

[OutSynk]

#32 THE REPUBLIC OF RYAN GOSLING

 

[Indie]

Are we supposed to believe that bird is able to fly AND levitate a crown using the power of thought while carrying around that heavy sword? Prussia are on their arse.

Whilst nonchalantly sticking out it's tongue, nonetheless.

 

[Tisch]

I'm going to skip past that one quickly for REASONS and give you egg #33:

#33 LAND OF THE RISING SUN

 

[jivafox]

#32 THE REPUBLIC OF RYAN GOSLING

!?

 

[Iguana]

MR NAEF!!!! That's a CHICKEN not an EGG!!!!

But WHICH CAME FIRST?

 

[ButterTart]

#32 THE REPUBLIC OF RYAN GOSLING

My favourite thing about these eggs is that they're chocolate chickens with a face on that aren't eggs in any way.

 

[funky]

#32 THE REPUBLIC OF RYAN GOSLING

erm THIS ISNT AN EGG

NIL PWAH

 

[Iguana]

 

[ButterTart]

Whilst nonchalantly sticking out it's tongue, nonetheless.

If I was Prussia I'd be asking for my money back from the designers.

 

[win_the_game]

Sometimes you people just go too far.

 

[Raining on Me]

Please eggsplain Ryan Gosling chocolate

 

[dmlaw]

Are we supposed to believe that bird is able to fly AND levitate a crown using the power of thought while carrying around that heavy sword? Prussia are on their arse.

It's when it tries to land and accidentally turns itself into a kebab that there's real trouble.

 

[Tisch]

Don't worry, we're back to proper countries now!

 

[Tisch]

Oh wait,



#34 SOMEWHERE IN THE CARIBBEAN

 

[funky]

@Tisch to apologise on screen for accepting that chicken chocolate face statue thing

 

[Kate]

I'm going to skip past that one quickly for REASONS and give you egg #33:

#33 LAND OF THE RISING SUN

CAN'T DECIDE IF DREADFUL OR GENIUS

 

[ButterTart]

Sometimes you people just go too far.

I know. Whoever sent in Ian Hunt-lay should feel bloody ashamed.

 

[Phoenix]

Are we supposed to believe that bird is able to fly AND levitate a crown using the power of thought while carrying around that heavy sword? Prussia are on their arse.

You’ve obviously never met a Prussian bird

 

[Phoenix]

Oh wait,



#34 SOMEWHERE IN THE CARIBBEAN

Hmmmmm

 

[Kate]

Oh wait,



#34 SOMEWHERE IN THE CARIBBEAN

Oh there's the Breggxit one then

 

[ButterTart]

CAN'T DECIDE IF DREADFUL OR GENIUS

It's also thrown Diddy's identity into considerable doubt.

 

[Tisch]

Right, don't leave yet! You'll love the next one I promise!

 

[OutSynk]

This keeps getting more and more unhinged and there's still more eggs coming.

 

[Tisch]

#35 ICELAND

 

[Iguana]

This keeps getting more and more unhinged and there's still more eggs coming.

I know it's not the first time you've said that.