Titilation Friday

[Diddy]

So... we doing Friday today? Or did someone else start a thread I can't see?

 

[COB]

I don't think so, not unless it's someone I can't see either

 

[Diddy]

My 20-year old all-male college student class today… Oof

One of them was adjusting his genitals so deeply that he probably could’ve touched his arsehole from the front

 

[COB]

How could you see, don't they sit at desks? Oh Diddy not an elaborate system of mirrors and spy cameras

 

[Dark Carnival]

Or was Diddy just staring at the student for an uncomfortable amount of time?

 

[Kratz]

One of them was adjusting his genitals so deeply that he probably could’ve touched his arsehole from the front

You make that sound harder than it actually is bbz

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm back in Paris and looking forward to a quiet long weekend normal length weekend because I'm traveling to Stevenage on Monday

 

[Dark Carnival]

You make that sound harder than it actually is bbz

Kratz to demonstrate how to adjust genitals, live on mopsy.

 

[Lucille]

LE GLAMOUR!

 

[Lucille]

I kind of dig the statue of a woman DROPPING A CHILD.

 

[COB]

Working mum!

 

[Dark Carnival]

LE GLAMOUR!

Apparently in the top 10 things to do at Stevenage

 

[Lucille]

I don’t believe there’s 10 things to do in Stevenage.

 

[Diddy]

You make that sound harder than it actually is bbz

Well I mean it’s further than if you do it from the back, you need most of your forearm.

ANYWAY there were only 5 students and they sit at individual little tables like in an exam, all spaced out and staggered because covid

SO a good teacher making eye contact with his small number of students would naturally see something like that, no mirrors or pulley needed THANKS

 

[Kratz]

I'm back in Paris and looking forward to a quiet long weekend normal length weekend because I'm traveling to Stevenage on Monday

I’m pleased they have upped the glamour from Hemel!

 

[Kratz]

Well I mean it’s further than if you do it from the back, you need most of your forearm.

From now on known as the ‘Diddy Method’

 

[Kratz]

Apparently in the top 10 things to do at Stevenage

Topped only by incest and despair.

 

[Diddy]

From now on known as the ‘Diddy Method’

I don’t know what to say, either you have very long fingers, very low trousers or your arsehole is a ‘frontie’

 

[Kratz]

I don’t know what to say, either you have very long fingers, very low trousers or your arsehole is a ‘frontie’

Take your pick

 

[Dark Carnival]

Topped only by incest and despair.

Despair, I can make that work for me...

 

[octophone]

Well, I had not intended to sleep this long but there we go, my carcass must have demanded it.

 

[Diddy]

Take your pick

Mother may I?

 

[RJN]

I don’t understand the logistics of how this could involve almost you’re entire forearm

 

[Diddy]

Hang on, forearm is the bottom half of your arm right? Not the bit attached to the shoulder?

Anyway I don’t know how else I can explain it might, just try it sitting down.

 

[COB]

God I'm having a right faff with the delivery company that used to be called Hermes and is now something else (and definitely doesn't regularly change their name to try and escape bad reviews). I've had to list my actual address as the designated neighbour's address to leave the parcel with, despite that being obvious nonsense!

 

[floppet]

Took the dog for a (very slow, shuffling) bimble round the park and was horrified to see posters on both entrances inviting all of the estate's residents to a Jubilee party on said park from 12pm till 4pm on Sunday. There will be a free fairground ride, popcorn, candy floss, music, entertainment from Taylor Theatre Academy and much more!

Lots of the old people bungalows have bunting and flags up and one old fellow has painted his garden bench red, white and blue.

 

[Marina Salty]

Am waiting for the past 2 hours for my bus to the village in our fugly central bus station. It departs in 17 mins. I bet Stevenage has a better looking station and connections.

 

[floppet]

God I'm having a right faff with the delivery company that used to be called Hermes and is now something else (and definitely doesn't regularly change their name to try and escape bad reviews). I've had to list my actual address as the designated neighbour's address to leave the parcel with, despite that being obvious nonsense!

If you mean Evri I've seen many Facebook posts today on the local group slagging them off for similar things.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We've just arrived in leafy Dulwich at our AirBnB. We passed Mighty Hoopla on the way here.

Gonna explore Dulwich, which I think will take 10 minutes, give or take an organic coffee shop and yoga studio and then head up into central London to view loons.

 

[floppet]

How's your poorly toe @Ag?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How's your poorly toe @Ag?

That's the least worst part. I'd say recovering. My cough and fatigue is the most overwhelming feature right now.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Am waiting for the past 2 hours for my bus to the village in our fugly central bus station. It departs in 17 mins. I bet Stevenage has a better looking station and connections.

I'll let you know next week beb

 

[Marina Salty]

That's the least worst part. I'd say recovering. My cough and fatigue is the most overwhelming feature right now.

You'll feel better soon, but with antibiotics you still have to follow the full duration prescribed.

 

[octophone]

If you mean Evri I've seen many Facebook posts today on the local group slagging them off for similar things.

Yeah. Evri as in "There's Evri chance your parcel won't be delivered".

 

[ButterTart]

The second day in a row I'm a tad pissed from day drinking

 

[lolly]

Sorry, Hermes is Evri now? I didn't realise. Have to make sure I never order anything from any company which uses them.

 

[Star]

Our Hermes guy used to be really good