Ugh .... my head!


My parents are OFF OUT so I have the house to myself for the afternoon so I’m just going to LUXURIATE in my OWN FILTH.
But WHY would risk putting yourself in the middle of a crowd right now??
Surely people are always TOO HUNGOVER to go to the sales anyway.
I just find it all a bit ODD when you can just go onto any shop website and get Black Friday/Boxing Day deals right there and not even have to get out of bed. I mean surely it’s preferable to standing out in the cold and wet weather only to get your lights punched out over a TV.We know people who in a usual year would get there (hungover) at 5am for a good spot in the queue!
I just find it all a bit ODD when you can just go onto any shop website and get Black Friday/Boxing Day deals right there and not even have to get out of bed.
I just find it odd when WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE FUCKING OVEN GLOVES

HMV’s vinyl sale online is fucking laughable.
Get the toppy carrot out hen you’ve done well xToday I’ve done 43 so far.