Tokyo 2020 - Day 0 - The Opening Ceremony (Fri 23 July)

[Diddy]

Ok when Monaco comes that’s the last 20

 

[Christian]

Ok when Monaco comes that’s the last 20

What order are they doing this in?!

 

[Diddy]

Another property that didn't know when to give in!

when are you coming to Japan, Chrissy?

 

[Christian]

when are you coming to Japan, Chrissy?

When they let me book a ticket!

 

[Diddy]

What order are they doing this in?!

Japanese alphabetical order, which is totally different

that’s why MOnaco is next to MALdives

 

[Diddy]

When they let me book a ticket!

let’s hit the spa

 

[Christian]

let’s hit the spa

Let's do it

 

[Diddy]

Liechtenstein starts the last 10

 

[Christian]

Prince Albert in the house

 

[Christian]

There's a joke there but I'm too tired for it

 

[Diddy]

Let's do it

its TRADITIONAL

the fact that we’ll be naked is purely secondary

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA

 

[Diddy]

Montenegro have a hot delegation

 

[Christian]

Has Zen fallen onto his keyboard?

 

[ButterTart]

Heard some rumours about some rinkydink organisation doing a flag gala, disappointed to learn they were true. Have Gilead or Genosha been on yet?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Has Zen fallen onto his keyboard?

It is hard to stay awake during this, to be fair.

 

[Christian]

Montenegro have a hot delegation

Hot at Eurovision, hot at the Olympics.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Latvian tin foil was a choice.

 

[Christian]

It is hard to stay awake during this, to be fair.

It is a chore, it must be said

 

[Diddy]

It is hard to stay awake during this, to be fair.

Isn’t it mid-afternoon?!

 

[Diddy]

Almost there, the last 6 or 7 now

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Isn’t it mid-afternoon?!

Yes, so how you are still awake I have no idea.

 

[Christian]

Isn’t it mid-afternoon?!

It's 14:28 but I've been up since 4!

 

[Diddy]

Yes, so how you are still awake I have no idea.

I had a load of pepsi

 

[Christian]

What time does Kylie come on?

 

[Diddy]

Ok just Lesbania and the three hosts left

 

[Diddy]

All these people on the floor, awful! It looks like an evacuation centre

 

[Christian]

Three hosts?

I'm in tears

 

[Diddy]

Superspreader USA, bloody hell

 

[Diddy]

Three hosts?

I'm in tears

I mean the next 2 hosts and Japan

 

[Christian]

I'm loving the waving greeters

 

[win_the_game]

Montenegro have a hot delegation

Homoerotic underwater gropers (i.e. Waterpolo players)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mr Lebanon

 

[Diddy]

Lol did your footage cut France short to show Japan?

 

[Christian]

"6 strong Lebanese team" - cuts to 900 Americans marching in

 

[GNL]

The USA dressed like extras in an 80s music video for some reason.

 

[Christian]

Mr Lebanon

I know!

 

[Diddy]

Lol they chose the most and least Japanese looking flag bearers

 

[Diddy]

I guess they can’t do Japan flag masks, they would look like

 

[Diddy]

Omg I’m team Japan, what a weird conclusion I realised