On the clap front, it's the last clap tonight?
You might want to get yourself checked out.It's 9:15am and today I've already dealt with wee, blood, cum and poo.

I think so, yes.
Did the "Boo For Boris" thing take off at all? I think there was confusion around dates and times and it was Eurovision drunk rewatches all over again.
You might want to get yourself checked out.
Morning all. Lovely day here, and I'm off so I plan to alternate between Mortal Kombat and sunbathing.

Just been put on the naughty step by Twitter. I was called 'vermin' and 'retard' by two different people, so all I did was call them filthy nazi cunts and laugh at the fact they would never amount to anything beyond rimming Cummings, and somehow I'm in the wrong.
This is why you don't add your family on social media.
They're normally okay when I say 'cunty' or 'cuntish'. I've called them out anyway on the fact that they are happy about, and actively encourage ableism.Classic Twitter - tone policing. Call someone anything you like but if you swear, you're the one in the wrong.
That's why I've had to make my Matt Hancock insults more creative.
Well I fucking JINXED THAT. Got roped in to cover someone’s else shift as wellI’ve already re-applied for student finance this morning after forgetting and getting ANGRY e-mails
In work AGAIN today but from 4-11 as they’re trialling staff in a different department, and there the PERFECT hours (unless your trying to run Festival Di Soldi).

I have just had to deal with the first bee coming into my flat of the season, and I am not great with insects with stingers. Despite never having been stung before.
The weird picture of the queen is the worst part!That avatar is DISGUSTENG!
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#GetCockAndCumOutThe weird picture of the queen is the worst part!
I have just had to deal with the first bee coming into my flat of the season, and I am not great with insects with stingers. Despite never having been stung before.
Me and Mr Ag have finally hit peak quarantine row. I'm going out and staying out.
I'm CONVINCED I'm going to be allergic to bees. I've been stung by a wasp but only recently and it wasn't THAT bad, but I'm quite allergic to various things anyway and I'm a great believer in the fact that the body knows what it shouldn't have near it innately- and apparently even as a baby, I knew the difference and would freak out about a bee but not a wasp or fly and I FUCKING HATE HONEY.

The weird picture of the queen is the worst part!
He accused me of lying around the house last weekend when he did the housework (TRUE), but entirely ignoring the fact that I pay for a cleaner every fucking week so he never normally has to clean and have been doing all the shopping (both in terms of actually going and spending the money) for the entire of lockdown, which is a FUCKING BALLACHE when it means having to queue/ go to 3 shops to get what you need ETC. ETC.
He told me last exactly what he thought of my behaviour. I've woken up not giving a fuck about anyone or anything. I'm going out before I tell him exactly what I think of HIS fucking behaviour.
