Trump SHOT + Sixth and various other Assassination Attempts

[VoR]

Love how over it the official Kamala statement is…

 

[octophone]

Why was he playing golf during an election campaign?

It's what he did for about 70% of his actual Presidency so it makes sense.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

FBI have said it WAS as assassination attempt.

CIA have confirmed it was another waste of their time.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Doesn't America have any competent assassins?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Doesn't America have any competent assassins?

Two for the price of one

 

[Art Decade]

 

[K.C.]

Liz Truss is a real person?

 

[VoR]

Jesus Christ, somebody take this platform off him already!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Good God! In what world is that not considered incitement??

 

[dUb]

What was it?

 

[dUb]

Oh.

 

[Kratz]

If only the use of '9/15' wasn't the most egregious thing in this thread.

 

[Jark]

maybe 9/15 is a quality rating? good shot, much room for improvement

 

[AGinAg (37)]

maybe 9/15 is a quality rating? good shot, much room for improvement

You've really been pushing for ratings to be out of 15 for so long now. This is your moment.

 

[octophone]

I genuinely wouldn't have thought he was that hard to shoot. He's a slow-moving target of a decent size.

 

[Cloud]

Why must all the would-be assassins have the aiming abilities of a stormtrooper?

 

[big ron]

Why must all the would-be assassins have the aiming abilities of a stormtrooper?

All the good ones already have jobs.

 

[big ron]

If you're an 11/15 or above assassin you get signed up immediately

 

[AGinAg (37)]

All the good ones already have jobs.

Then why aren't the CIA employing them?

 

[Iguana]

No-one seems very bothered by this one do they.

 

[octophone]

No-one seems very bothered by this one do they.

The scale now runs from grazed-his-ear to DEAD, so it's just nothing.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

No video, no blood, who cares?

Also it feels like more like one who got close rather than actually shot at him

 

[Lucille]

These assassination attempts are beginning to flop like Katy Perry singles.

 

[octophone]

These assassins action attempts are beginning to flop like Katy Perry singles.

Mate. You've cracked it. We need Katy Perry to shoot Donald Trump. Or vice versa, I'm easy.

 

[K.C.]

So the only thing stopping Trump's murder is for Katy Perry to stop flopping? He's gonna live forever.

 

[HalamaK]

FAO: THE UNIVERSE - Third time's a charm

We're well past that.

 

[HalamaK]

This is the sixth assasination attempt on Trump:

June 18, 2016: Las Vegas Stolen Police Firearm Incident

September 6, 2017: Forklift Attack Attempt

October 1, 2018: 1st Ricin Poisoning Attempt by Navy Veteran

September 20, 2020: 2nd Ricin Poisoning Attempt by Canadian

July 13, 2024: Assassination Attempt in Butler

September 15, 2024: Golf Club Shooting

 

[K.C.]

How do you assassinate someone with a FORKLIFT?

 

[HalamaK]

How do you assassinate someone with a FORKLIFT?

The plan was to flip his limousine over and crush him.

Spoiler: Forklift death

 

[Lucille]

It’s like how Katy Perry has 6 albums but most people would struggle to name more than 2.

 

[ButterTart]

Mate. You've cracked it. We need Katy Perry to shoot Donald Trump. Or vice versa, I'm easy.

Trump is a notorious scumbag with a rich bouquet of sexual assault allegations to his name; he’ll end up producing her next album.

 

[big ron]

 

[Joseph]

 

[HalamaK]

The way things are going the seventh attempt will be Katy Perry herself, seeking revenge after he produced her seventh and career-ending album.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Pretty sure even Trump would argue some of those six are tenuous. I mean hiring a forklift WITH INTENT isn't quite directing a gun at him. Even this one was NOTHING.

 

[Art Decade]

He stopped watching the video before Trump stood back up.

 

[VoR]

Oh Christ why would you bump this? I can't take another one!

 

[Lucille]

Says he went into "fight or flight mode," left the mini-golf place

 

[Lucille]

Oh Christ why would you bump this? I can't take another one!

Oh I didn’t EVEN BLINK!

 

[RJN]

At this point I’m only interested in successful Trump assassination attempts