Tuesday asks you to rank the days of the week

Jark

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in the absence of a daily thread, enjoy this Tuesday-sponsored invitation to rank the days of the week. please provide justifications.
 
I'll start -

SUNDAY - entering your 30s sunday becomes a gorgeous thing. a victory lap at the end of the week. congrats bitch - you survived another one :disco:
SATURDAY - it's so long. sometimes saturday feels like two days. you can do fuck all or you can do everything your heart desires - the possibilities are literally endless.
FRIDAY - I love to wake up and go for coffee if the sun is out. but if Friday is grey it can fuck off. as a quasi-member of the weekend club it has to be third.
THURSDAY - identifying an escape route + allowing yourself to give serious thought to weekend activities. but can feel long.
MONDAY - new week, new possibilities. I like the blank page a Monday provides, it's what you make of it.
WEDNESDAY - a non-entity (other than indie posting the posters chart). I like her more as Morticia's daughter
TUESDAY - evil, rotten, endless void
 
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I don't really have a rank because my life isn't set in much of a routine but lets be honest Tuesday is a bit meh.
 
Bear in mind I only work Monday - Wednesday

Friday
Thursday
Saturday
Sunday
Wednesday
Tuesday
Monday

I'm not sure I've ever fully got on the 'Tuesday is worse than Monday' bus, for me at the moment it's definitely not the case. Work Mondays are invariably chaotic, and Tuesdays are relatively chilled.
 
Saturday - everyone is just HAPPIER

Friday - your whole future lays ahead of you

Thursday - yesterday was Thursday Thursday, today it is Friday Friday, we so we so excited

Monday - the ACCEPTANCE stage of weekend grief

Sunday - the HEARTBREAK stage of weekend grief / "oh I shouldn't have a drink because Monday"

Tuesday - i don't know her

Wednesday - the shit day where everyone realises they only have two days to eke work out of you and your inbox becomes HATEFUL
 
Today was a giant swinging pair of balls apart from getting my new glasses and I did that first thing so it was downhill all the way.
 

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