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ButterTart

ButterTart

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I've just had a SPIDER the size of a HARRIER JET on my fucking KNEE. I had to slap it with my HAND to get rid of it and the little bastard has scuttled off into a corner. I've had to sanitise my hand where I touched it and I've got a meeting in 20 minutes but can't go back in there. Honestly, this is my absolute nightmare.
 
There's only one solution

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You let the spider GET AWAY? It will have gone to get all of its mates now.
 
Hi Moopy

The weather is gorgeous today but I’m stuck inside waiting for a parcel, and Yodel are yet to give me an estimated delivery time :evil:

SO ANGRY as they say in French.
 
COB said:
I like spiders, it just wanted to be friends :(
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I like spiders as well, but ButterTart is definitely going to die if he goes back in that room. If you come at the king spider, you best not miss.
 
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jivafox said:
I had a dream last night that @Iguana and I were off out for a NIGHT ON THE TOWN. :disco: But all we did was catch tube after tube :D
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Euston, Paddington, train station please
Make the red lights turn green, enderlessly

I'll catch multiple tubes with you any day beb x

PS Pretty sure my 'break the chain' video got through to your subconscious :love:
 
Gangsta Nancy Lam said:
Just had a zoom interview for a job I really want and BALLSED IT UP big time :( On the plus side, I seem to have had a power cut MERE MINUTES after that interview finished so I guess that's one disaster averted.
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In my last job interview I ended up banging my head on the table and exiting the room apologising for it being so crap. I got the job, so you never know.

I once interviewed someone for another position and she was so nervous at the end she was shaking and burst into tears. She hadn’t realised she’d actually given the perfect interview.
 
So first day in the office and of course the computers have fucked up and STILL CANT LOG ON
 
I've got someone coming to do photos of my flat in a minute and apparently it's some SNAZZY 360 degree camera that does your floorplan as well and takes TWO HOURS. Argh argh. I'm going to have to follow them round moving shit from room to room because I haven't got enough cupboards to hide everything
 
I've just realised that the wet towels I've placed under the doors in preparation of the evacuation that never happened made the bathroom door swollen on one side. Now wondering if i should order a new one or pretend I don't see it.
 
jivafox said:
I had a dream last night that @Iguana and I were off out for a NIGHT ON THE TOWN. :disco: But all we did was catch tube after tube :D
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:o

This theme is my reoccurring dream that I've had for years. I'm always trying to do something or get somewhere but things keep happening and I just can't get out the house for example :o
 
Queen of the Bay said:
I've just realised that the wet towels I've placed under the doors in preparation of the evacuation that never happened made the bathroom door swollen on one side. Now wondering if i should order a new one or pretend I don't see it.
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If you own, replace it
If you rent, ignore it
 
It's good advice. Am just a little mad at myself cause if I had thought about it better I wouldn't have used the wet towel on that door. :shy:
Anyways what's done is done, I was preparing to invest on some good air conditioning now, but I'll do that next summer.
 
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They've started giving us these wooden cutlery sets in work now. The forks are fucking useless - I'd have more luck spearing these chips with a goldfish bowl.
 
Life is so futile. Sometimes I just want to be adopted by a nice Caucasian family.
 
I have some ideas for the next karaoke contest...
 
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