Tuesday assaulted in conservatory

Zu 2 said:
I've heard that if you live in DAGENHAM HEATHWAY, you can NEVER GET OUT
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Not quite true. I have 2 friends who have recently managed to move from Dagenham and Barking to Walthamstow. At least I will no longer be subjected to their District Line rants now.
 
I know someone who has recently escaped Dagenham and returned to his native Scotland to run a B&B. THAT'S WHAT IT DOES TO YOU
 
Ugh talking of supermarkets I’ve ran out of food and still can’t go because my fucking internet package still hasn’t been delivered because the van has broken down, apparently :manson:

Also the guy that lives upstairs with his girlfriend is clearly screaming based on his musical choices this afternoon :eyes:
 
So long as those darlings at Ocado still deliver, that's not too much of a worry.
 
Soldi said:
Ugh talking of supermarkets I’ve ran out of food and still can’t go because my fucking internet package still hasn’t been delivered because the van has broken down, apparently :manson:

Also the guy that lives upstairs with his girlfriend is clearly screaming based on his musical choices this afternoon :eyes:
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Well OBVIOUSLY this is the ideal time to slink up there in your pants to coyly ask if he can spare you an EGG OR TWO.
 
Barnacle said:
I'm grand. Passed details and got it sorted and thankfully it wasn't so much.

But they were so angry at first. Then I think they saw me shaking and turned nice. :D

I don't think cars and I are a good mix!
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That's the reason I don't drive anymore. Accidentally bumped into a taxi once and he called several taxi driver mates to come and confront me and I got shit-scared.
Don't be me. You keep on driving looking super cute.
 
I would LOVE to be able to drive but I just KNOW it would be a complete disaster.

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Barnacle said:
I'm grand. Passed details and got it sorted and thankfully it wasn't so much.

But they were so angry at first. Then I think they saw me shaking and turned nice. :D

I don't think cars and I are a good mix!
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When that idiot hit my car the other week I was so angry I could barely speak to him after I'd asked was he alright and he said he was. At one point I was literally biting my tongue when he started whining about how would he get to the airport tomorrow, I think he realised that I was furious when I replied in a shriek that only dogs could hear "I've no idea how I'm even going to get home tonight, never mind into work tomorrow! My lovely car!". He offered to stay with me and wait till my mechanic got back to me so he was obviously a decent bloke, and he did say sorry as he was leaving.

Glad you're OK. Don't let a little bump put you off, use the experience to just be a bit more careful in future.
 
UGH

So the delivery driver‘s van BROKE DOWN this afternoon and after chatting with some person from Yodel I was informed that it would be delivered tomorrow. Cue to it arriving soon after when I was midway through a WANK :argh:

And to make things worse the Virgin Media socket in my flat doesn’t actually have ANYTHING IN IT so I’m STILL not connected :argh:
 
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