Tuesday can't get enough

[Apoca]

*jazz hands*

Morning kids.

 

[octophone]

*jazz feet*

Morning!

Under an absolute pile of it at work at the mo' but feeling surprisingly on top of things. It can't last, can it?

*jazz kidneys*

 

[Rachey]

I need a wee. We have a plumber here for 2 weeks re doing our bathroom and I don't want to interrupt him

 

[Star]

I need a wee. We have a plumber here for 2 weeks re doing our bathroom and I don't want to interrupt him

I remember once a Moopy poster peeing in a bin in her room

 

[Apoca]

I need a wee. We have a plumber here for 2 weeks re doing our bathroom and I don't want to interrupt him

"You should really go for a coffee"
"But I -"
"NOW or I will pee in a BIN!"

 

[Rachey]

"You should really go for a coffee"
"But I -"
"NOW or I will pee in a BIN!"

I was tempted to use Heathcliffs litter tray

 

[Rachey]

I remember once a Moopy poster peeing in a bin in her room

What a filthy thing to do.

 

[Nancy]

I pee in a watering can and then after two or three urinations, I fill to the top with water and feed to my outdoor plants to give them some nourishment.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I pee in a watering can and then after two or three urinations, I fill to the top with water and feed to my outdoor plants to give them some nourishment.

Love a NANCY'S TOP TIP in the wild!

 

[Rachey]

I don't have a watering can

 

[Diddy]

I don't have a watering can

Then just pop a shower head in wherever a woman’s pizzle comes out, what a time saver!

 

[Soldi]

The weather is SO nice again. I’ve decided to set off early and walk the two miles into uni.

 

[Kate]

This disgusting cold will not let up. I couldn’t even MOVE when my alarm went off.

 

[Indie]

I remember once a Moopy poster peeing in a bin in her room

I bet it was a wicker basket type bin too. Just leaked all over the place anyway.

 

[Lucille]

I’ve had a vague cold for a week which is slowly subsiding but I generally have NO ENERGY and just feel a bit GROSS.

 

[Lucille]

I once got locked in my room and had to pee in an empty bottle of Prosecco.

 

[jivafox]

I once had to pee in an empty wine bottle and remember being shocked that I almost completely filled it.

 

[Star]

I’ve had a vague cold for a week which is slowly subsiding but I generally have NO ENERGY and just feel a bit GROSS.

This is me today too

 

[Lucille]

That company who asked for a video said they ‘found it very insightful’ and look forward to meeting me when the interviews are scheduled, however that was 12 days ago.

 

[dmlaw]

I once got locked in my room and had to pee in an empty bottle of Prosecco.

Lucille, drunk, a week later: ”This stuff has gone completely flat”.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m doing our annual online security e-learning and it’s as punishingly difficult as ever.

You see a colleague posting customer national insurance numbers on Twitter. Do you:
A. Report the incident to our online security team.
B. Help him and then buy heroin with the proceeds
C. Set fire to your eyes and run screaming through the town centre

 

[win_the_game]

I’m doing our annual online security e-learning and it’s as punishingly difficult as ever.

You see a colleague posting customer national insurance numbers on Twitter. Do you:
A. Report the incident to our online security team.
B. Help him and then buy heroin with the proceeds
C. Set fire to your eyes and run screaming through the town centre

I deal with these sort of issues all the time. You’d be amazed how many people choose C.

 

[ButterTart]

I deal with these sort of issues all the time. You’d be amazed how many people choose C.

Because it’s the right answer, yes?

 

[Rita]

Good Afternoon beauts. I have spent the morning getting my hair done, and then came home and raked through a load of clothes and have been walking the corridor like I am on the catwalk and want to throw very little away even though I plan to overhaul my Summer wardrobe. When did I become such a HOARDER?

 

[Indie]

I’m doing our annual online security e-learning and it’s as punishingly difficult as ever.

You see a colleague posting customer national insurance numbers on Twitter. Do you:
A. Report the incident to our online security team.
B. Help him and then buy heroin with the proceeds
C. Set fire to your eyes and run screaming through the town centre

Ours are similar but the correct one is always the longest answer.

Do you:

A. Sit on your hands
B. Tire yourself out playing Super Mario Kart
C. Report the incident to your manager then the money laundering team and log the case in the final transaction book and sit smugly for the rest of the day with a song in your heart and a glow in your face.

 

[funky]

I've been getting notifications for Eurovision pages ever since I was tagged in them

It's my own fault for taking the bait and replying

I blame @lolly . He officially has his Kylie revenge now.

 

[Indie]

I've been getting notifications for Eurovision pages ever since I was tagged in them

It's my own fault for taking the bait and replying

I blame @lolly . He officially has his Kylie revenge now.

Just "unwatch" the thread. Problem solved.

 

[funky]

Just "unwatch" the thread. Problem solved.

I LOVE that you think I know how to do that.

 

[Indie]

I LOVE that you think I know how to do that.

 

[funky]

I don't want to do that! I'll get less notifications! How will moopy stroke my ego THEN?

 

[Kate]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I don't want to do that! I'll get less notifications! How will moopy stroke my ego THEN?

May I recommend a thread on DARK MOOPY

 

[Soldi]

I don't want to do that! I'll get less notifications! How will moopy stroke my ego THEN?

Send me NUDES

 

[funky]

May I recommend a thread on DARK MOOPY

 

[funky]

Send me NUDES

To stroke my ego? Shouldn't YOU be sending them to ME?

 

[Rachey]

I once got locked in my room and had to pee in an empty bottle of Prosecco.

See! Happens to us all!

 

[Nancy]

What is a good basic range of make up to buy to start painting my face drag style?

 

[Lucille]

That company who asked for a video said they ‘found it very insightful’ and look forward to meeting me when the interviews are scheduled, however that was 12 days ago.

Ok they asked for an interview just now.

 

[Soldi]

I still have the windows and balcony door open. Can it stay like this until November please.

 

[Marina Salty]

Don't know if this is associated with the situation in Ukraine, am thinking it could be, but most supermarkets today have implemented a limit on how much flour and sunflower oil you can buy either physically or online.