Tuesday DEAD

[Penelope]

Daily threads DYING OFF

 

[lolly]

If we are culling daily threads, I hope Tuesday does go first.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Tuesday is the worst day.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm aiming to start at this fucking job tomorrow. I'm a bit over it tbh.

 

[lolly]

BBC1 9pm tomorrow feels like an impossibly long way off.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BBC1 9pm tomorrow feels like an impossibly long way off.

I don't want to alarm you, but what do we do next week when there is no Traitors at all?

 

[Shirley]

I've had it with Mr Shirl's LUNACY. He just told me that I was OPENING AN ENVELOPE MORE NOISILY THAN I USED TO

 

[Rita]

I've had it with Mr Shirl's LUNACY. He just told me that I was OPENING AN ENVELOPE MORE NOISILY THAN I USED TO

Do you work from home now Shirl? Or have you changed job?

 

[Shirley]

I do WORK FROM HOME now. It's the ONLY SILVER LINING to being an OFFICIAL CARER

 

[Sheena]

I've had it with Mr Shirl's LUNACY. He just told me that I was OPENING AN ENVELOPE MORE NOISILY THAN I USED TO

Oh I don't know. There's particular times when I've quite fancied ripping Mr Sheena's face off for SIMILAR actions, usually involving SUCKING SWEETS.

 

[Rachey]

We've just got off our cruise ship, what an absolute shit show!

Now we're off to Mendoza

 

[Shirley]

Oh I don't know. There's particular times when I've quite fancied ripping Mr Sheena's face off for SIMILAR actions, usually involving SUCKING SWEETS.

Oh I've BEEN THERE but apparently I am doing EVERYTHING MORE NOISILY now than I used to.

Or it could just be that instead of being ENGROSSED in DOING THINGS you are FOLLOWING ME AROUND THE HOUSE or LYING IN BED in SILENCE all day while I do EVERYTHING so you might just NOTICE IT MORE

 

[Lucille]

I've had it with Mr Shirl's LUNACY. He just told me that I was OPENING AN ENVELOPE MORE NOISILY THAN I USED TO

WELL WERE YOU?

 

[Shirley]

I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SO YES THEN

 

[Penelope]

*smash cut to Shirl opening envelope with nuclear missile*

 

[GNL]

I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE

And now typing SO LOUDLY. A menace!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Daily threads DYING OFF

BUSY WITH CUSTOMERS! SORRY!

 

[Rita]

BUSY WITH CUSTOMERS! SORRY!

 

[lolly]

Oh @Dark Carnival, not kitten heels

 

[big ron]

Quite. 6 inch stilettos or GTFO.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Try standing all day in those!

 

[Lucille]

Try standing all day in those!

You’re ON YOUR BACK for 12 HOURS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Lucille]

Hairy back*