I got one of those free Google Home things offered by Spotify. Despite my resistance to such home devices, it is quite nifty. "Hey google, how do you milk a cow?" "MOISTEN the TEAT"
Why hasn't Spotify offered me such things?
I got one of those free Google Home things offered by Spotify. Despite my resistance to such home devices, it is quite nifty. "Hey google, how do you milk a cow?" "MOISTEN the TEAT"
I don't know if it's any different to the Alexa really though but I've no idea. @Rita to confirm
I am using one of those posture strap things for the first time today and it is doing my tits in. My armpits are quite sore.
That really sucks.Fuck's sake - I just paid for a new laptop on Currys' website, but haven't received a confirmation email, and have discovered that Currys will take a payment even if the item isn't in stock. Should have just gone to ARGOS.
Fuck's sake - I just paid for a new laptop on Currys' website, but haven't received a confirmation email, and have discovered that Currys will take a payment even if the item isn't in stock. Should have just gone to ARGOS.
I've been to a beach and it was great!
Although it started to get busy so we left earlyI just asked a gentleman to come over for some sexual intercourse. I think I might be regretting that already.Jesus Christ it’s hot today
THINK OF THE SMELL THOUGH!I just asked a gentleman to come over for some sexual intercourse. I think I might be regretting that already.

Just finished watching Katherine Ryan's "The Duchess" on Netflix. If you don't like Katherine Ryan, you might still enjoy it because her character is Not Very Nice. If you do like KR, you'll love it because the character is, of course, a nasty version of herself.
I've just watched all of this thanks @octophone. It was quite good. The daughter was a bit annoying but Doon Mackichan <3 (lol at the ending though - she's 58!)
also: so much HAMPSTEAD! Is EVERYTHING filmed there these days