Tuesday falls down invisible moving stairs

Good morning. I am not in any way wasting my week off work by researching effects pedals that I know I will never own. You never really know, you see. One day I might have £900 to spunk on a reverb processor. I need to be prepared.
 
I just BINNED OFF this morning's meeting on TECHNICAL EDITING. I've been doing it for 27 YEARS so go TEACH SOMEONE ELSE'S GRANDMOTHER TO SUCK EGGS. Or sack me. Either is FINE WITH ME :)
 
Goodness, Lidl have upped their dupe game. They are shamelessly ripping off Aesop handwash now, and I'm very much here for it for £2.99 instead of £33.

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I love spunking money but if it smells nice and gets soapy why would you spend £33 instead?!
 
I have no idea what an Aesop hand wash is, or why you'd pay £33 for one. But I'd buy a £3 smell-a-like!
 
I've never bought Aesop and would never (still scarred by MOLTON BROWNGATE, tbh :bruised: ) but am always THRILLED whenever I find it in restaurant or hotel bathrooms.

This Lidl stuff is delicious though. Think I may throw half a litre of it in a bath later.
 
Annoyingly I don't have a Lidls in walking distance
 
If I were ever to spend £33 on a single bottle of hand wash, it would not be on one designed to look like a NHS medical prescription
 
I had a lie in (as it’s only my second day off since last Saturday) went to the gym, walked the dog and been for a haircut. Now trying to navigate picking my sister up from town despite most of the roads I’d need to take into Sheffield city centre being shut because of a POLICE INCIDENT.

I was kind of hoping to RELAX :evil:
 
I've just had an ELECTRIC ROLLER GARAGE DOOR installed, which is what passes for FUN these days

Also I had a bottle of BRANDY delivered as I was told off for drinking some from the bottle that was a gift to HIM INDOORS about TEN YEARS AGO without ASKING NICELY :eyes:
 
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My mail arrived at 5.17pm today. Just normal mail, not Parcelpost or any shit like that. And it was the actual post because the guy had to knock my door.
 
octophone said:
My mail arrived at 5.17pm today. Just normal mail, not Parcelpost or any shit like that. And it was the actual post because the guy had to knock my door.
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Do you have the same very angry old man that swears loudly at every minor inconvenience that I have?

I always expect to discover him in my close dead of a stress induced heart attack.
 
ZenGiraffe said:
Do you have the same very angry old man that swears loudly at every minor inconvenience that I have?

I always expect to discover him in my close dead of a stress induced heart attack.
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Hate dat i once had right twat calld out name i like shut hell uo 😡🥹👎🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤛🏽


Me want ligers
 
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