I am so jealous. My two most favourite parts of AustraliaI grew up north of Brisbane (almost Sunshine Coast), where all the animal incidents happened
Live in Melbourne now, in an apartment where nothing can hurt me

I am so jealous. My two most favourite parts of Australia![]()

Excellent idea!! And what job would I have to do...Let's do a Moopy exchange program
I wouldn't mind spending a few months packing fudge on the Isle of Wight![]()
Excellent idea!! And what job would I have to do...
Oh i get one to three dead snakes on my doorstep every summer and i can't stand them at all.Oh and mum once found a dead snake curled up in our old printer
I can give that a go.The very prestigious and demanding role of "student"
These would be Bondi Beach and that made-up "North" Byron Bay for memost favourite parts of Australia

Let's do a Moopy exchange program
I wouldn't mind spending a few months packing fudge on the Isle of Wight![]()
Wish I had permission to eat more food every day.
Wish I had permission to eat more food every day.

Yeah, I think I’d have to live on the 78th floor in an airtight room with all my furniture suspended from the ceiling if I lived in Australia.I don't want to live in an apartment, but if I lived in Australia I absolutely would. Spiders can go fuck themselves with a fishing hook.
Instead of last year's Christmas party work gave us a £25 JustEat voucher.I got a £10 Uber Eats discount
SO EXCITING

If it makes you feel any better, I bought beer from the gas station a block from my apartment so much at the beginning of the pandemic they began to recognize me and my normal purchasesOur local takeaways are on Deliveroo, Just Eat and Uber Eats so I order from whichever one has sent me the most recent "you haven't ordered from us in a while, here's a discount" email. I noticed on the KFC bag at the weekend that the Deliveroo ticket said "Frequent Customer - 5+ orders from you", made me feel like a bit of a fat bitch![]()
Experience tells me that it's best to NOT CARE or at least pretend not to be ashamedIf it makes you feel any better, I bought beer from the gas station a block from my apartment so much at the beginning of the pandemic they began to recognize me and my normal purchases

Well it hasn’t stopped me from going back so trueExperience tells me that it's best to NOT CARE or at least pretend not to be ashamed![]()
HARIBO DARLING?Of course I bought 4 packs last night but couldn’t resist SCOFFING THE LOT.

HARIBO DARLING?![]()