Tuesday has never been blown like that before

[Diddy]

hallo peeps

Made a rather chaotic escape back to Osaka this morning, the big typhoon is dragging by, up to Korea, but it’s buggered the trains this morning.

Fortunately I managed to get a Shinkansen back, all Shinkansen west of Hiroshima were cancelled so I’m counting myself very lucky. It wouldn’t have been a big deal since it’ll blow over in the afternoon but tonight is PERFUME NIGHT

“Plasma” out now

 

[big ron]

Woke up to a twitter ban for calling Priti Patel a cunt. Refusing to delete the tweet.

 

[Rachey]

I like that Boris mentioned Dylan the Dog and Larry the Cat in his farewell speech <3


To confirm I don't like Boris just because he mentioned the cat

 

[AlgoAlex]

I like that Boris mentioned Dylan the Dog and Larry the Cat in his farewell speech <3

OH COME ON, are people really that easy to sway ?
seems so

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oh Boris loves animals, I love animals too. WHAT A NICE MAN

 

[Rachey]

OH COME ON, are people really that easy to sway ?
seems so

Oh I still think he's a cock. I just like that the animals were mentioned

 

[COB]

Oh I still think he's a cock. I just like that the animals were mentioned

I bet Larry didn't give a FIDDLER'S FUCK about the shout out

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oh I still think he's a cock. I just like that the animals were mentioned

Yeah but he’s not got any genuine affection for animals or anything other than HIMSELF. It’s just more bullshit

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I like that Boris mentioned Dylan the Dog and Larry the Cat in his farewell speech <3

 

[Rachey]

I bet Larry didn't give a FIDDLER'S FUCK about the shout out

I've read Larry's resignation letter. He's not a fan of Boris.

I've also been googling the dog. He's exactly the sort of dog I want.

 

[Rachey]

Yeah but he’s not got any genuine affection for animals or anything other than HIMSELF. It’s just more bullshit

I haven't once said "omg I love Boris because he mentioned the cat". I just said I liked that the cat was mentioned. The end.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I've read Larry's resignation letter. He's not a fan of Boris.

I've also been googling the dog. He's exactly the sort of dog I want.

He’ll get bored of the dog soon enough when he can’t use it for cheap publicity stunts. Chuck him a tenner i’m sure he’ll hand him over

 

[Marina Salty]

Woke up to another little earthquake and a neck pain, good morning!

 

[dmlaw]

Immediately after the resignation speech, Larry dragged Boris into his litter tray and covered him with the pellets.

 

[lolly]

I swear we get more Tuesdays than any other day

 

[big ron]

Really struggling to get back into work based things. Zero motivation. When you only answer to yourself and your happy with the answer ‘meh’ its a problem.

 

[lolly]

AND I've just discovered that Lewis Capaldi is back this week

 

[octophone]

Woke up to a twitter ban for calling Priti Patel a cunt. Refusing to delete the tweet.

I called her a prick and seem to have got away with it.

 

[octophone]

AND I've just discovered that Lewis Capaldi is back this week

You're lucky you don't live in Glasgow - we've got posters of him with his kit off up all over town.

 

[octophone]

He’ll get bored of the dog soon enough when he can’t use it for cheap publicity stunts. Chuck him a tenner i’m sure he’ll hand him over

He's such an inveterate racist, he'll probably take it to a Chinese takeaway and offer it to them for a tenner.

 

[big ron]

Even as a parent I couldn't give a flying fuck about first day at school photos. Who are they even for?

 

[big ron]

Heres little Steve starting Year 5 ITS NOT EVEN AN IMPORTANT YEAR

 

[Soldi]

I like that Boris mentioned Dylan the Dog and Larry the Cat in his farewell speech <3


To confirm I don't like Boris just because he mentioned the cat

Live laugh love xxx

 

[octophone]

Marry laugh. fuck live, kill love.

 

[Star]

Even as a parent I couldn't give a flying fuck about first day at school photos. Who are they even for?

Oh I take loads, but only for myself!

 

[Star]

Google maps tells me I drove 981 miles last month and walked 3 miles.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Google maps tells me I drove 981 miles last month and walked 3 miles.

I apparently walked 22 miles. Didn't know this was a thing!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh I take loads, but only for myself!

 

[Rachey]

Google maps tells me I drove 981 miles last month and walked 3 miles.

3 miles that surely isn't right.

 

[lolly]

Apparently I walked 102 miles (probably true) and cycled 41 miles (definitely not true).

 

[RJN]

Are these only counting when you use navigation though?

 

[big ron]

Star BB cumdump shocker

 

[big ron]

I apparently walked 22 miles. Didn't know this was a thing!

I'm mildly obsessed with my watch tracking my walking, to the point I've devised ways of keeping it charged at festivals etc. I cant go to the gym if I'm not tracking my workout either. I'd rather put it off and wait for that sweet sweet data. Its fucking pathetic

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm mildly obsessed with my watch tracking my walking, to the point I've devised ways of keeping it charged at festivals etc. I cant go to the gym if I'm not tracking my workout either. I'd rather put it off and wait for that sweet sweet data. Its fucking pathetic

Oh I track my step counts. If you don't have a measurement device on you IT DOESN'T COUNT.

WASTED STEPS!