Tuesday has never eaten eggs benedict

Good Morning Indie. How are you feeling about your BIG TV DEBUT this evening?
 
Greetings from Warsaw, having almost missed a plane for the first time in my life. Sat happily eating a (shit) avocado on toast in an airport lounge, completely oblivious to the fact my flight was on a final call, thinking I still had half an hour. Had to sprint through the airport and just arrived as they were closing. Had heartburn ever since. :D
 
I fucking love eggs. Egg yolk is my favourite flavour of anything in the world.
 
Having said that, I hate scrambled eggs when they are solid and I’m not THAT fond of an omelette.
 
Just had 3 scrambled eggs on marmite toast egg fans. Stay tuned for more hot egg chat.
 
I notice KFC and Pizza Hut are doing a Chicken Popcorn pizza where the base is KFC gravy once I've gone vegetarian.

CUNTS
 
OMG, Veganuary is barely over and now it's all eggs eggs eggs.

I used to love a boiled egg but always felt a wee bit dirty with a pickled egg.
 
Someone save me the googling of remembering what the difference is between eggs Benedict and Florentine, please.
 
Sheena said:
I notice KFC and Pizza Hut are doing a Chicken Popcorn pizza where the base is KFC gravy once I've gone vegetarian.

CUNTS
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It looks like a fucking ABORTION and I love both pizza and KFC gravy.
 
I would totes eat one after weekend on the old disco biscuits though.
 
I love eggs but the white is my favourite part, I can eat the yolk if it's runny or mixed in (dippy boiled egg, scrambled egg, omelette, egg butties) but if it's solid I give it to the dog. It isn't so much the flavour of the yolk but the texture that I don't like.
 
I've just got WELSH WATER to unblock the sewer in our street. AGAIN. I don't know why it's only ME that can be BOTHERED to sort it out. Everyone else just BLITHELY continues to FLUSH WET WIPES by the THOUSAND while the SEWAGE RISES AROUND THEIR FEET :eyes:
 
Floppet said:
I love eggs but the white is my favourite part, I can eat the yolk if it's runny or mixed in (dippy boiled egg, scrambled egg, omelette, egg butties) but if it's solid I give it to the dog. It isn't so much the flavour of the yolk but the texture that I don't like.
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You know what I'm not fussy about hard boiled eggs at all. If they've been boiled long enough for the yolk to go solid I'm not sold, and when they've been boiled to death and it goes a bit GREY I gip. I think its why I'm not an egg mayo and cress fan (plus cress is WANK)

Cold boiled eggs with runny yolks are fine though
 
Mr S has a PHOBIA of EGGS after being FORCE FED them as a child

It's not really funny but :D
 
I quite like cress on egg butties, it's the crunchiness that sets off the slimy eggyness. I'd never buy cress especially for it but I often buy a little box of cress when it's reduced to 10p for quick sale to stick in the tortoise house for him to graze on so I'll snip some off first before I put it in the vivarium.
 
Mutter Zu once described that awful KRONA MARGE as being perfectly acceptable because “it helps the bread slide down your throat” :gross:

Mind you I suppose this could be a top tip for eager beaver oralistes everywhere, not that they sell it anymore but there’s always Flora :)
 
[Peel]"That's Krona Marge for you in session, 3 more from them before the end of the programme. And this is new from The Wedding Present... [/Peel]
 
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