I’m being sent to some more LOVELY places in the UK it seemsStevenage this time, wherever that is…
Imagine if you'd not taken it because of that!I've got 9,999, but that's only because it stops counting after that figure.My coworker had over 10,000 notifications on his email. I’m still thinking about it years later
omg!! I’ll get the bins ready!!They’re trying to send me to PARIS in two weeks.
You'll just need to shag someone else's boyfriend then!Thank you for your prayers, the Raven Queen has bestowed me with your blessings and it looks like the guy whose boyfriend I shagged no longer works there.
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My work trips have been to exotic Alabama and FloridaThey’re trying to send me to PARIS in two weeks.
Is this you propositioning our LuceYou'll just need to shag someone else's boyfriend then!

Is this you propositioning our Luce![]()

And I’m off to Greece! Look at us all migrating southI'm off to Italy on Friday![]()
Rectified xGod damn fit guys (ok fine only one) on my Facebook liking my picture of the CAT from the weekend and not any of the ones of ME LOOKING HOT.
THANKS BABESRectified x
Missing Eurovision?And I’m off to Greece! Look at us all migrating south![]()


Your company is HOMOPHOBIC!Both semi finals I’m afraid
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