Tuesday is a day that can't get no love from me

[octophone]

Look bitch, just because you haven't seen a TV show yet doesn't mean nobody can talk about it. Get over yrself.

 

[Shirley]

Good God that medical interview was hard going. When did you first have depression? When did it stop? When did you FIRST have a PANIC ATTACK? When did you LAST have one? I DON'T KNOW IT'S NOT LIKE THE FUCKING MEASLES, it comes and goes. So much for mental health.

 

[lolly]

I declared anxiety on my last travel insurance for a 5 day trip to Lisbon. The quote more than doubled as a result. And that's just anxiety - I didn't declare anything even approaching a suicidal ideation, never mind an actual attempt.

I had a good mind to throw myself off the Ponte 25 de Abril in protest.

 

[Shirley]

I know right. It was tempting to say I'VE ALWAYS HAD ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION (and IBS) but I didn't go to the doctor about them for years because I couldn't be doing with THIS KIND OF HASSLE

 

[Indie]

Don't worry, be happy. (Solved all mental illnesses there, you can thank me later)

 

[Shirley]

Thx hun

 

[Rita]

Look bitch, just because you haven't seen a TV show yet doesn't mean nobody can talk about it. Get over yrself.

Game of Thrones related?

 

[octophone]

Game of Thrones related?

Inevitably. This is our equivalent of Droopy Drawers again, the person who thinks she owns the place.

 

[Indie]

Droopy Dornish

 

[dmlaw]

We used to have someone in the office who refused to let people talk about Game of Thrones the day after it aired because she couldn't watch it for a few days as she needed to wait for it to come on the torrent sites. I'm sorry, you want us to avoid spoilers for something that you are intending to steal?

 

[Rita]

Inevitably. This is our equivalent of Droopy Drawers again, the person who thinks she owns the place.

She needs a name.

 

[Rita]

Doaty Dobber?

 

[Rita]

I was thinking about the lovely @loomer this morning. I hope he is alright.

COME HOME.

 

[octophone]

Doaty Dobber?

I dig it - Ball-achingly Boring Bully isn't snappy enough.

 

[Indie]

I was thinking about the lovely @loomer this morning. I hope he is alright.

COME HOME.

I assume, dead.

 

[Rita]

I assume, dead.

You are full of the JOYS today darling.

 

[Rita]

I miss his anecdotes. Hopefully he got a good send off.

 

[big ron]

I assume, dead.

Can confirm.

 

[Rita]

Can confirm.

WHAT?

 

[big ron]

All I'm saying is don't fuck with me reets.

 

[Rita]

All I'm saying is don't fuck with me reets.

Darling, you have obviously never caught me in PSYCHO BITCH MODE.

 

[octophone]

CHEERY.

I'm now listening to people argue about whether or not Notre Dame should be rebuilt. What's your other idea - turn it into student accommodation?

 

[Shirley]

I was having a discussion with someone in the kitchen (AS UNLIKELY AS THAT MAY SOUND) who said the money for the rebuilding should go towards ALLEVIATING WORLD POVERTY as he can't understand how anyone could have an EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT to a BUILDING

 

[Indie]

I think the money should go on a supplemental Euromillions jackpot.

 

[Mugatu]

Macron will replace the roof and spire with a prestige co-working space designed by the Zaha Hadid Company.

 

[big ron]

CHEERY.

I'm now listening to people argue about whether or not Notre Dame should be rebuilt. What's your other idea - turn it into student accommodation?

Yeah but MUSLIMS DID IT.

 

[octophone]

Yeah but MUSLIMS DID IT.

Nah, Varg Vikernes must have been in town...

 

[octophone]

Anyone else have to deal with Godbotherers going on about how the cross in Notre Dame survived? It's made of METAL, loves.

 

[Kate]

Loving our TomLondon continuing to mince around Paris on his birthday trip without even mentioning the fire

 

[Mugatu]

If "God" is "real", why didn't he simply put out the flames? Checkmate Christards!

 

[Sheena]

Loving our TomLondon continuing to mince around Paris on his birthday trip without even mentioning the fire

#TSB40

 

[Sheena]

God he’s a ridiculous OLD POOF

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh I'd been noting Tom London wearing a series of HATS around Paris during the fire. I don't know whether that's FABULOUS or just IGNORANT.

 

[Sheena]

Oh I'd been noting Tom London wearing a series of HATS around Paris during the fire. I don't know whether that's FABULOUS or just IGNORANT.

I think it’s JUST ABOUT BOTH

 

[octophone]

Oh I'd been noting Tom London wearing a series of HATS around Paris during the fire.

Owning enough hats to constitute a "series" will be punishable by 6 swift kicks in the nuts when I seize power in a bloodless coup.*

*women will be exempt from this law in order to even out societal pressure re. hair.

 

[Mats]

thanks to @Rita I've just been looking for loomer on fb as I'm sure I had him on there but that's gone. instead I noticed another old mnation poster who is now seemingly a BESTSELLING AUTHOR

 

[lolly]

Owning enough hats to constitute a "series" will be punishable by 6 swift kicks in the nuts when I seize power in a bloodless coup.*

*women will be exempt from this law in order to even out societal pressure re. hair.

I request an exemption for gentlemen who don't have the luxury of hair and are quite partial to differing styles of cap in various shades of tweed.

 

[Sheena]

I request an exemption for gentlemen who don't have the luxury of hair and are quite partial to differing styles of cap in various shades of tweed.

The only CAP you should be seen in is a DUTCH one

 

[lolly]

The only CAP you should be seen in is a DUTCH one

Naturally I never leave the house without one of those inserted

SAFETY FIRST

 

[Rita]

thanks to @Rita I've just been looking for loomer on fb as I'm sure I had him on there but that's gone. instead I noticed another old mnation poster who is now seemingly a BESTSELLING AUTHOR

I hate when people just DISAPPEAR. I always think the worst.