Tuesday is built from fuzzy felts

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The IN HOUSE barista in our office is BACK so naturally I'm vibrating rn
 
I'm amazed by people who don't have caffeine in the morning and just start their day. How is it even possible
 
Nothing gets me in the mood quite like a cool glass of MILK!

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I’ve recently been moved to an office without a water heater. We aren’t allowed kettles so they gave us some flask jugs to fill with hot water which make everything taste like DUST, so my morning coffee has been RUINED.
 
I’ve recently been moved to an office without a water heater. We aren’t allowed kettles so they gave us some flask jugs to fill with hot water which make everything taste like DUST, so my morning coffee has been RUINED.
Why are you not allowed kettles?
 
Why are you not allowed kettles?

Kettles and toasters are banned as they are apparently a fire hazard. Basically some morons have obviously boiled a kettle dry/burnt toast in the past and set off the fire alarm so now nobody is allowed any fun or convenience! :TurtleTime:
 
People who exist without coffee should be burnt as witches
 
Kettles and toasters are banned as they are apparently a fire hazard. Basically some morons have obviously boiled a kettle dry/burnt toast in the past and set off the fire alarm so now nobody is allowed any fun or convenience! :TurtleTime:
Do the rules specifically say that paraffin stoves are banned? If not, the solution is clear.
 
It's all to do with unauthorised electronics and having them PAT tested as well isn't it? Everywhere I've worked doesn't have toasters either and has those built in boiled water things on the wall. Can't trust the naughty fully grown adults with KETTLES can we now?

God I hope I never go back to my office.
 
I mean, if we're getting descriptive, it was my home made spelt and four seeded (poppy, sunflower, linseed, pumpkin) cob, lightly toasted with blackberry and sloe gin jam.
:wow:
 
I mean, if we're getting descriptive, it was my home made spelt and four seeded (poppy, sunflower, linseed, pumpkin) cob, lightly toasted with blackberry and sloe gin jam.
Sounds amazing ! I’ve never dabbled with SPELT myself just done rye and plain mixes
 
Well I have a very healthy tomato plant and a few education books. I got a bagel and we smoked a couple of fags. We kept it classy.
 

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