Take note on your new obsession @Sardonicus
DEATH, DESERTION or DIVORCE?You want to listen to me when I tell you you are ON THE WAY OUT![]()
This happened to us three days on the bounce recently. DPD used to be decent as well.DPD driver was supposed to be collecting a broken PS5 this morning to take for repair. The devious fecker took a photo of our front door from his van and said that there was nobody in! He didn't even get out of his van, never mind knocking at the door. Mr F saw the van pull up outside so made his way to the front door (seven steps away at most) and by the time he got to the door the van had buggered off.
Had ours about 15 minutes ago, lots of mewing from a very bedraggled cat.Just had a torrential downpour of rain for ten minutes, now it’s gone and the ground is already dry…
So someone levers themselves out of bed at 10 to tell me that 'The rooms upstairs haven't been cleaned' again before taking the customary daily HOUR-LONG SHOWER
You want to listen to me when I tell you you are ON THE WAY OUT![]()
Not in the North West there isn’tDoesn't he realise there's a DROUGHT?
Doesn't he realise there's a DROUGHT?
We don't even have that word in SCOTTISHNot in the North West there isn’t![]()
Been on the sauce again?I wrongly outed a much loved dead dame so I think the less from me the better.
that was before I'd had a drink* (* ok I had one tiny little lunch time spicy margarita)Been on the sauce again?
That's what I sayDoesn't he realise there's a DROUGHT?