Tuesday is the day I learned that I believe in miracles

[Diddy]

I spend too much time on TikTok too. Trying to avoid ones that make me cross

like this guy narrating (I’m assuming he’s white and rich) saying “I love baggy clothes because nobody can tell that you work out, so they are forced to like you for your personality” *reveals muscles and poses for a while*

I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Diddy]

I should just post it in the THINGS I HATE

whatever fucking twat point he was trying to make, he couldn’t even do that without undermining it with being a twat a different way

 

[Rita]

I’m worried I’m going to drop out of the posters chart

Same here babes. I’ve been RUBBISH this week.

 

[floppet]

My aunty has been doing some sorting out in her loft and sent me a picture of a letter I wrote to her on 8th November 1978 congratulating her for having a baby and then asking what it's called. I had good handwriting for a 9 year old but the drawings were a bit shite

 

[Jark]

I'm QUITE DRUNK LOL

 

[Jark]

 

[COB]

Keep your distance please

 

[Soldi]

Who’s she?

 

[COB]

Who’s she?

Jark!

 

[Beverley]

Is that INNER SMILE, boo?

 

[Jark]

not BLONDE ENOUGH!

 

[COB]

Anyone fancy a nice new house? (Be sure to swipe through all the pictures)

 

[Phoenix]

Anyone fancy a nice new house? (Be sure to swipe through all the pictures)

That’s so upsetting.

 

[Phoenix]

Is that man someone from here?

 

[Jark]

BECAUSE
Neither one of us
wants to be the first to say
GOODBYE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Jark was either hanging around with DJ KOZE or GLADYS KNIGHT

 

[Dark Carnival]

I had Midland in mind

 

[Jark]

bingo

WHAT. A TUNE.

Is the vocal original or is it a cover/sample of an older track, do you know @Dark Carnival?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's GLADYS KNIGHT

 

[Jark]

OMG! I've been meaning to Google this for ages but in classic Jarkette fashion I couldn't be bothered.

thanks babe!

 

[Dark Carnival]

bingo

WHAT. A TUNE.

Is the vocal original or is it a cover/sample of an older track, do you know @Dark Carnival?

Midland used the actual vocals of Gladys Knight.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Pick Up is so much better.

 

[Jark]

Wow. Gladys and the Pips' original is such a gorgeous, dreamy tune.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

God that 12" of Pick Up... too much.

 

[Jark]

Pick Up is so much better.

Just listened to this - it's a lovely groove but definitely NOT a patch on the drama of Final Credits