Tuesday lives in a society

[octophone]

Hello.

I won a bottle of champagne in a prize draw at work. "Might be handy for new year", I thought. Just had e-mail telling me that I should have it by 7th January.

 

[Iguana]

You didn't specify which new year!

 

[Rachey]

I tried making a Jam doughnut shot last night but my Ballycastle sunk and mixed in with my Chambord. It was very upsetting

 

[lolly]

I tried making a Jam doughnut shot last night but my Ballycastle sunk and mixed in with my Chambord. It was very upsetting

More lesbian sex euphemisms, one assumes...

 

[Rachey]

More lesbian sex euphemisms, one assumes...

Sadly not. Lesbian sex reduces greatly after 11 years. It's replaced with disappointing shots.

 

[lolly]

I think we're going to go out with a friend for lunch. We are still allowed, right? I LFT'ed before seeing mum yesterday. Only got 4 tests left now, so I feel I have to be careful with them.

 

[Star]

You didn't specify which new year!

Exactly, lunar new year soon!

I actually had someone at work recently telling me how I should follow the lunar calender for life decisions, how I should marry someone who matches my lunar sign otherwise it'll never work

 

[Diddy]

I’ve been in this British pub (emphasis on the ISH) and I’m ratfaced on Cuba libres and I’m eating shepherds pie with chopsticks, WHAT A WORLD

This WILL end in karaoke, MARK MY WORDS

btw whoever recommended Annie Lennoxses shining Light should get an OBE because It’s turning me out today

Queen of cheap backdrops but looking fabulous, i wish my Moopyoke efforts looked so good! Everyone watch Moopyoke vision Cob worked really hard and we don’t get the recognition we deserve!

 

[Diddy]

Btw in her majesty’s secret cervix was a great name, I demand recognition or fight me

 

[COB]

I loved it!

 

[GNL]

I agreed to meet a friend in London today but the museum I wanted to go to is closed and I'm tired.

 

[Diddy]

I agreed to meet a friend in London today but the museum I wanted to go to is closed and I'm tired.

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Don’t go! Come here instead, I only have a single bed which whatevar shamed for me, but we can sleep Osaka style

 

[Diddy]

What are you all doing moopy
My friend went to the toilet

Fuck it up moopy, party like it’s December 29

 

[COB]

My friend went to the toilet

Just freshening up?

 

[Diddy]

Just freshening up?

What do you mean
He won’t fuck me, I want to marry him tho

 

[Jark]

u k hun?

 

[lolly]

Don't marry someone who won't fuck you Diddy. Unless you can overpower them enough to flip them over and ride them like a bitch, anyway.

 

[Marina Salty]

Just realised that the house insurance is supposed to cover for personal accidents that may happen in it, so I gave them a call to ask what does this mean and looks like they don't know, they will have to call me back.

 

[Sheena]

Christmas decorations GONE and been up in the loft and cleared some shit out of there ready to go to the tip tomorrow

 

[Marina Salty]

Ok got the call back, it meant that if you had an accident in the house from one of the dangers that you insured the house for you can get some compensation. Clumsiness quite reasonably is not covered

 

[RJN]

I have to work 6 hours today and 3 on Thursday. Thats it for the week but it feels so DAUNTING on my week off

 

[ButterTart]

Can’t believe @Diddy is so drunk and it’s barely even 1 o’clock.

 

[Diddy]

Can’t believe @Diddy is so drunk and it’s barely even 1 o’clock.

It’s always half ten someone hunty

It DID end in karaoke, and I got to touch his “abs” (I mean his stomach was firm but not visibly but still I’m sick with Jealousy) and his arse, for training advice it was GOOD!

Had to settle for the Ash version of Shining light

 

[Diddy]

u k hun?

I’m k hun! Just pissed up because it’s night time

Do you really abbreviate ok to k? What an age

 

[Diddy]

Someone talk to me, I’m just going to make a nuisance of myself otherwise.

Btw submit your Qs for Sunday’s YouTube Q&A please, don’t let me flop so hard darling

 

[Generic Account]

Hi diddy

 

[RJN]

@Diddy what kind of training advice, in a pub, involved you touching him? maybe he does want to fuck you

 

[Star]

I agreed to meet a friend in London today but the museum I wanted to go to is closed and I'm tired.

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I've got a function to go to this weekend and I'm so tempted to do this

 

[Diddy]

Hi diddy

What’s cooking good looking?

 

[Generic Account]

What’s cooking good looking?

Making some porridge with honey lovely, how's your night and how was his bum?

 

[Generic Account]

Would love a bum right now

#domtop

 

[Diddy]

@Diddy what kind of training advice, in a pub, involved you touching him? maybe he does want to fuck you

This was in the karaoke room! He’s been marathon training and I don’t know. He can absolutely fuck me

 

[Diddy]

Making some porridge with honey lovely, how's your night and how was his bum?

Sounds lovely

Im alright, I had a good strut from the station to my house. The bun was RIGHT, he was clenching but still

 

[Generic Account]

Sounds lovely

Im alright, I had a good strut from the station to my house. The bun was RIGHT, he was clenching but still

Is this the one in your latest video?

 

[Diddy]

Is this the one in your latest video?

No, that’s dear Daiki. I don’t know what his arse is like yet

 

[Generic Account]

This was in the karaoke room! He’s been marathon training and I don’t know. He can absolutely fuck me

Go on a run with him!

It always makes for a good pre hook up date.

 

[Diddy]

Go on a run with him!

It always makes for a good pre hook up date.

He can run a marathon, I can’t even run for a minute

 

[RJN]

He can run a marathon, I can’t even run for a minute

Sounds like you need him to coach you

 

[Diddy]

Sounds like you need him to coach you

Sounds like I need to eat that ass like a cake

 

[Diddy]

Do you ever think your iPhone shuffles strategically? It sort of KNOWS what I need.

On the train I was thinking “ok I think I need some basic white scalding dog eggs to strut to”, lo and behold my phone produces Dark Horse and something from Hard Candy.

TENS ACROSS THE BOARD