Tuesday looks like a weirdo on the train

[Diddy]

Morning my beauties (and @ButterTart )

did some filming for YouTube in Don Quijote, a nonsensical technicolour variety chain store, and took the opportunity to also take a long-form video of the Osaka loop line. I felt like a right weirdo, nobody sat next to me of course. I guess that’s good though.

still not sure the footage was really worth it though, the window glazing was a bit too reflective, and the biggest stations totally blocked the view with anti-suicide safety gates :/

 

[lolly]

First time I've put trousers on since Thursday

 

[jyxz]

I think your 99p shop equivalent video is my favourite. I’d be happy if you just did a stock check of that every week.

(Edit : forgot to quote @Diddy )

 

[Diddy]

I think your 99p shop equivalent video is my favourite. I’d be happy if you just did a stock check of that every week.

(Edit : forgot to quote @Diddy )

funny you say that, most of my videos are pretty much dead after the first week, but that one has suddenly picked up. It’s double it’s views in the last month, it was uploaded in March. Either it’s being linked somewhere or the algorithm is finally sniffing around… LIKE, COMMENT SUBSCRIBE, HIT THE BELL ETC

 

[jyxz]

funny you say that, most of my videos are pretty much dead after the first week, but that one has suddenly picked up. It’s double it’s views in the last month, it was uploaded in March. Either it’s being linked somewhere or the algorithm is finally sniffing around… LIKE, COMMENT SUBSCRIBE, HIT THE BELL ETC

That’s just my views

 

[jivafox]

 

[octophone]

Morning. Such is my absolute shitwaffle of a schedule that I'm off work today because I'm in on Saturday. It's a really crap day off, a Tuesday. Plus, a one-day weekend.

 

[Soldi]

I think other the past few days I’ve got a clear idea of what my favourite things are about living alone:

a) a draining rack all to myself
b) walking around nude

 

[jivafox]

I think other the past few days I’ve got a clear idea of what my favourite things are about living alone:

a) a draining rack all to myself
b) walking around nude

Literally the two best things!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think other the past few days I’ve got a clear idea of what my favourite things are about living alone:

a) a draining rack all to myself
b) walking around nude

c) wanking without headphones in

 

[big ron]

Feel like pure shit.

 

[Diddy]

c) wanking without headphones in

COB hates Caramella Girls?

 

[Indie]

I'm living alone this week for the first time in absolutely ages.

It's partly amazing and partly, "what, I have to do the cooking AND the washing up? What is this shit"

 

[Indie]

First time I've put trousers on since Thursday

Do shorts count as trousers?

If not, then I've not worn trousers in about two months.

 

[Rachey]

I think other the past few days I’ve got a clear idea of what my favourite things are about living alone:

a) a draining rack all to myself
b) walking around nude

And pooing with the bathroom door open. Although I tend to do that now even living with Mandy.

 

[Dr Lecter]

I can’t even pee is someone is near me

Well unless it’s sexual

 

[Soldi]

And pooing with the bathroom door open. Although I tend to do that now even living with Mandy.

My bathroom is next to the kitchen though so I don’t want a whiff of shite when I’m cooking.

 

[Rachey]

My bathroom is next to the kitchen though so I don’t want a whiff of shite when I’m cooking.

Ooh no good point. Mines a way from the kitchen.

 

[Dr Lecter]

Rachel just sat on the loo having a poo flicking through the newspaper on the floor

 

[Kate]

Pooing with the door open vs pissing in a bin? VOTE NOW

 

[Dr Lecter]

Kate a keen advocate of squatting over a low level BIFFA BIN

 

[Kate]

Kate a keen advocate of squatting over a low level BIFFA BIN

Though after the INCIDENT, I do now check Lucille's not at home first

 

[GNL]

You savages. Closing the door when we poo is what separates us from the animals.

 

[GNL]

Literally, in the case of those of us with pets.

 

[Rachey]

I push the door too but rarely close it. Heathcliff likes to follow me everywhere and gets upset if I shut him out. Plus our bathroom is a way from the living area and bedroom.

Mandys used to it. She closes the door tho.

 

[Lucille]

What a pervert that Heathcliff is, watching you curl out your creamy bum dumps!

 

[Marilyn]

Just wait until Alla sees this thread

 

[ButterTart]

I think other the past few days I’ve got a clear idea of what my favourite things are about living alone:

a) a draining rack all to myself
b) walking around nude

Show draining rack pls

 

[Soldi]

Show draining rack pls

 

[Lucille]

I love a bit of TURD CHAT on a Tuesday, in fact I'm officially re-naming it TURDS-DAY and will be celebrating all things BROWN on a WEEKLY BASIS from now on.

 

[ButterTart]

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Is the stainless steel underneath clean as well? I hate the bilge water that collects in there.

 

[GNL]

I think over the past few days I’ve got a clear idea of what my favourite things are about living somewhere that's green:

a) a matchbox of my own
b) a fence of REAL chain-link
c) a grill out on the patio
d) disposal in the sink
e) a washer AND a dryer
f) an ironing machine

 

[Soldi]

Is the stainless steel underneath clean as well? I hate the bilge water that collects in there.

Probably not

 

[big ron]

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Hot

 

[octophone]

If I can sleep, bathe and wander about the place nekkid, I do not need to close the bathroom door to have a Forrest.

Also, some of us have an irrational fear of getting locked in the bathroom with no way out.

 

[octophone]

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[Marilyn]

creamy bum dumps!

Me from now on when this phrase pops into my head while I’m just trying to live my life:

 

[lolly]

I love a bit of TURD CHAT on a Tuesday, in fact I'm officially re-naming it TURDS-DAY and will be celebrating all things BROWN on a WEEKLY BASIS from now on.

Seconded

 

[Diddy]

Well I don’t feel like the weirdo on the train now after THIS thread

Heathcliff a fecaphiliac
Kate pissing on Lucille’s home
Soldi showing off his rack to all and sundry
Lucille renamed Tuesday as Turdsday instead of renaming Thursday which makes NO FUCKING SENSE!!!!

 

[Lucille]

I LIKE TO CHAT ABOUT TURDS ON TUESDAYS SO IT MAKES PERFECT FUCKING SENSE