Tuesday makes forced 'in-joke' to unimpressed crowd

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My probing continues. Off to the hospital to offer some tainted blood.
 
I spent an hour and a half in a queue yesterday listening to the most atrocious hold music imaginable, in a vain effort to get my smart card unlocked so I can do my job. This morning, I’m doing it all again. Luckily, I’m number 390 in the queue so I expect I’ll get a response any second now.
 
Morning! I'm off today but my long lie was ruined by one of those "There is a Tax Fraud Case against you” scam calls waking me up at half 8. I was livid.


But then I played CARAMELLDANCEN by the CARAMELLA GIRLS, and it cheered me right up. So much so I played their follow-up hit CARAMELLTANZEN! I just hope @Ag will one day experience the same joy and enlightenment that our three girls have given me!
 
Woke up at half 5, didn't get back to sleep. Urgh.
 
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I've hired a graduate which is nice, but I'm totally fucking shitting myself. I've hired lots of people and trained them before, but this time I am totally on my own.
 
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You know what that it is @ZenGiraffe?

It's a broken fucking record. Which is boring, annoying and disappointing. You can fill in the rest.

And that actress represents how we all feel about your tedious, semi ironic, on-going attempt to force feed us, nay infiltrate Moopy popular culture with that trash meme of a 'song'.
 
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I spent an hour and a half in a queue yesterday listening to the most atrocious hold music imaginable, in a vain effort to get my smart card unlocked so I can do my job. This morning, I’m doing it all again. Luckily, I’m number 390 in the queue so I expect I’ll get a response any second now.
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One of the new starters at my place has been inexplicably locked out of the network every single morning. IT are telling him it locks around 4am every morning and they don't know why. He has no choice but to phone them every morning and get them to unlock it, and they're not the fastest at answering their calls. He says he gets a different one every time and has to explain it every morning to their varying degrees of bewilderment. Sounds infuriating.

My IT is useless. They once said they phoned me on a Saturday morning to talk me through one of my tickets I'd raised (they didn't) which meant they could tick off that they "answered" my ticket on time and it was then down to me to call them back, which would've meant another hour on hold for something not important.
 
Tisch said:
One of the new starters at my place has been inexplicably locked out of the network every single morning. IT are telling him it locks around 4am every morning and they don't know why. He has no choice but to phone them every morning and get them to unlock it, and they're not the fastest at answering their calls. He says he gets a different one every time and has to explain it every morning to their varying degrees of bewilderment. Sounds infuriating.

My IT is useless. They once said they phoned me on a Saturday morning to talk me through one of my tickets I'd raised (they didn't) which meant they could tick off that they "answered" my ticket on time and it was then down to me to call them back, which would've meant another hour on hold for something not important.
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Yep, that all sounds depressingly familiar. And when you get through, they talk to you as if you’re a bit thick and shouldn’t be bothering them with such trivialities.
 
I have a glass of shroom spread in the fridge that I'm saving for a slow day :weed:
 
So some door to door salesman came to my door and I must have not taken my meds because I’ve now got a surveyor coming out about cavity wall insulation

I’ve officially become my mum

Help
 
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So some door to door salesman came to my door and I must have not taken my meds because I’ve now got a surveyor coming out about cavity wall insulation

I’ve officially become my mum

Help
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Something something get your cavity filled in something something
 
big ron said:
Woke up at half 5, didn't get back to sleep. Urgh.
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Woke up at half 5, went for a two mile swim in the sea, then went paddle boarding for about 4 hours.

Fucking exhausted.
 
Haven’t been for years but Marseille always used to be a terribly racist DUMP.

SORRY!
 
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I LIKE WAKING UP AT HALF 5
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See I woke up and thought I SHOULD DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE but instead I read the news until Ms Ron woke up and then we had sex, so I suppose I was.
 
Went to Marseilles in 2016. Liked it a lot. Didn't know of this reputation though and I suppose we did stay around the tourist areas. Went to a concert in LE SILO where a Frenchie gave me a look because I said "un mug" instead of "un murrrrrrg". :)
 
The way some of you just assume my sexuality is quite frankly a hate crime.
 
I want a BBQ but I've got no one to have one with :(
 
Got bored today, had another trawl through Moopy Gold. What a different world this used to be.

I'm surprised I've never seen a mention of the Help the Heroes invasion before. That thread was wild!
 
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