Tuesday the birthday goat

[Kate]

HB @wendy the goat

 

[Kate]

I've got the GLOOMS. Last week's date obviously didn't like me despite kissing me for ages, I thought last night's went well but he's gone quiet too, and now I'm ON THE BLOB. Just PUT ME DOWN

 

[Apoca]

Deep Penetration Tuesday more like

 

[funky]

I've got the GLOOMS. Last week's date obviously didn't like me despite kissing me for ages, I thought last night's went well but he's gone quiet too, and now I'm ON THE BLOB. Just PUT ME DOWN

Isn’t London dating the BEST?

 

[Kate]

I obviously just had beginner's luck and now it's all gone to SHIT.

 

[octophone]

Happy birthday @wendy the goat!

 

[octophone]

Too hot in the office today. Absolute Tuesday vibes too.

 

[Rita]

I obviously just had beginner's luck and now it's all gone to SHIT.

Hold in there babe. You are a CATCH and don’t you ever forget that. Sometimes we just have to be patient with these things.

 

[Rita]

Happy Birthday Wendy, darling. Hopefully you have the best day.xx

 

[ButterTart]

Happy Birthday @win_the_goat (sp?)

I’m about to go out for an explore; I went into Times Square last night when I got here but there were a load of nutcases around so I’m going again later when I’m drunk and less bothered by such things.

 

[COB]

ButterTart molested by vagrant dressed as Elmo (sad)

 

[jyxz]

Happy Birthday @win_the_goat (sp?)

I’m about to go out for an explore; I went into Times Square last night when I got here but there were a load of nutcases around so I’m going again later when I’m drunk and less bothered by such things.

We went to Times Square as soon as we’d checked in too. It was about 1am and still absolutely rammed.

Did you get excited by the street steam?

 

[jyxz]

Is the Naked Cowboy still a ‘thing’ there?

 

[GNL]

Happy Birthday @win_the_goat (sp?)

I’m about to go out for an explore; I went into Times Square last night when I got here but there were a load of nutcases around so I’m going again later when I’m drunk and less bothered by such things.

Have you tried the local cuisine? I hear they have a big apple scene in New York.

 

[Lucille]

How do people go on MULTIPLE DATES a month. I can manage one every 6 months MAX.

 

[Lucille]

How do you cope with the inane chat on the apps, the whole thing EXHAUSTS ME!

 

[COB]

How do you cope with the inane chat on the apps, the whole thing EXHAUSTS ME!

I've been rediscovering this!

 

[Kate]

ButterTart molested by vagrant dressed as Elmo (sad)

Sssshhh don't give my disguise away

 

[Kate]

How do you cope with the inane chat on the apps, the whole thing EXHAUSTS ME!

I don't bother with the ones who don't have DECENT CHAT!

 

[Sheena]

The best thing I ever did was delete the apps, albeit that I redownload once a month or so when I'm ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR COCK. It's just so, well, yes, INANE.

 

[Rachey]

Happy birthday Wendy!

 

[GNL]

Happy birthday to the

London Moopers, does anybody know a good place for lunch in Whitechapel?

 

[Lucille]

I don't bother with the ones who don't have DECENT CHAT!

That’s ALL OF THEM THOUGH!

 

[wendy the Go_At]

Happy Birthday Wendy, darling. Hopefully you have the best day.xx

I've made the best of it. It was my uncles funeral. I nearly fell in the grave.

 

[Soldi]

Happy birthday Wendy x

 

[wendy the Go_At]

There was this beautiful stained glass window in the church

 

[Kate]

I’m in the pub watching the wimmins football, England v Sweden. It is the most Aryan thing I have ever seen. Even the ref is blonde.

 

[Soldi]

I’m in the pub watching the wimmins football, England v Sweden. It is the most Aryan thing I have ever seen. Even the ref is blonde.

So many people I know have managed to get tickets for this with the match being local, I haven’t

Oh well, England lead

 

[Kate]

Indeed and at least Alex Scott is punditing to make everything slightly less embarrassingly white

 

[Kate]

Omg the SOLITARY BRUNETTE scored!!

 

[Kate]

(Also, turns out last night’s date had a big bust up with a friend and wasn’t ghosting me. Well, we shall see)

 

[Soldi]

4-0

See you at Wembley Ms Kate

 

[Kate]

My friends are trying and failing to get tickets. I’ll be at my mum’s anyway.

IT’S CAMMIN OME, ITS CAMMIN OME etc

 

[jyxz]

Anyone had a mystery Cadbury bar yet?

Me and Mr jyxz devoured a #1 bar earlier. Taste was familiar, but we couldn’t put our finger on what it was.

Tasty though!

Mystery bar #2 is in the fridge.