Tuesday - U-turn or U-bend?

[octophone]

Morning.

Aaargh.

That is all.

 

[Rita]

Good morning all. We are off to the safari park today. Hopefully none of those pesky monkeys scratch my car.

 

[Indie]

Morning!

Why did i choose to go on holiday next week during half term?!?

 

[Star]

Morning!

Why did i choose to go on holiday next week during half term?!?

Where you off to?

 

[Diddy]

Good morning all. We are off to the safari park today. Hopefully none of those pesky monkeys scratch my car.

NSFW

 

[octophone]

I've reached the point where I have so many legally-iffy posthumous live albums by the Fall that I accidentally bought one twice.

 

[Indie]

Where you off to?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Diddy]

Talking to my mum about joining the gym and wanting to lose weight

“Well you don’t lose weight from exercising”

Umm …?

 

[Diddy]

Well I mean SHE certainly fucking doesn’t!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well I mean SHE certainly fucking doesn’t!

*shade button*

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I mean, she isn't entirely wrong. Your diet is much more important in terms of weight.

 

[GNL]

Well I mean SHE certainly fucking doesn’t!

Oh @Diddy not a yo momma joke about yo own momma!

 

[Diddy]

I mean, she isn't entirely wrong. Your diet is much more important in terms of weight.

That wasn’t the question!

And don’t get me started on her diet

 

[Diddy]

Anyway too much sympathy in here, so please know she’s also a Tory who thinks Boris did his best and had a hard job. Also low-key homophobic I think

 

[Dark Carnival]

And don’t get me started on her diet

Ooooh child, I need to duck and cover coz y'all bitches is throwing beaucoup shade!

 

[Diddy]

Ooooh child, I need to duck and cover coz y'all bitches is throwing beaucoup shade!

 

[Star]

Back from the dentist with a £1000 quote. This is the reason why I don't go

 

[floppet]

Just been given the all-clear from the hospital that my downstairs plumbing is all good again now so I don't have to go back. I just have to be extra careful and ring the GP immediately if I feel like I'm getting a water infection otherwise I could end up in the same boat as last time but not be as lucky.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

 

[Tisch]

@Sally Thomsett I'll show you my naughty leg if you show yours

Blessings etc. x