Tuesday undead

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I went to sleep early(ish) last night but for some reason I’m absolutely knackered and could really do with going for a lie down
 
Day off today cos I'm working on Saturday. Thus far, have spent it in bed. It's warmer there.
 
I thought I was getting over a 3-week cold, but now it’s changed into a dry cough, roasting face and freezing hands. Please list all the things that could be wrong with me from least deadly to most deadly. Thanks x
 
I am listening to Destiny’s Child. I think they have to be my absolute favourites. :disco:
 
Diddy said:
I thought I was getting over a 3-week cold, but now it’s changed into a dry cough, roasting face and freezing hands. Please list all the things that could be wrong with me from least deadly to most deadly. Thanks x
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Piles
Crabs
Chlamydia
PLAGUE
 
Diddy said:
I thought I was getting over a 3-week cold, but now it’s changed into a dry cough, roasting face and freezing hands. Please list all the things that could be wrong with me from least deadly to most deadly. Thanks x
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I’ve got the same thing. I’ve consulted my medical dictionary and it’s Stage 4 bowel cancer, Bronze John or dropsy :disco:
 
Oh yes and, as Nurse @Rita rightly points out, crabs. They get into the throat and dance around and sometimes you can NEVER get them out. Do you find yourself wondering why it tickles? WONDER NO MORE!
 
I realised last night that I’ve basically been ill since Christmas Eve. I mean for GOD’S SAKE :oi:
 
I had to look up Bronze John. It sounded like a 70's alias for a well-known musician i.e. "Collectors will pay upwards of £200 for copies of Elton's single as "Bronze John", issued secretly in 1978. Although the b-side - "You Smell Of Beans" - was later reworked as "Nikita", the a-side, "I've Just Been For A Shit" has neither been re-recored or reissued"
 
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Zu-Klara said:
I realised last night that I’ve basically been ill since Christmas Eve. I mean for GOD’S SAKE :oi:
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I hear ya. Was BEDRIDDEN right up to the 23rd December, got better now RIDDLED again. I do hope my liver has not given up the ghost. :(
 
I had the cold that turned into a tickly cough business as well. Every day the cough would improve only to kick off again at night-time. :gross:
 
Kate said:
OMG. Years ago at another job I was amused to see someone with the surname TITS on an email. Lo and behold, she's just popped up again. I searched her on Facebook and she's married to a man called Lecocq. AMAZING
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One wonders what the liberty with pronunciation could possibly be when your surname is TITS. Lecocq will just have to live with it, I guess.
 
octophone said:
One wonders what the liberty with pronunciation could possibly be when your surname is TITS. Lecocq will just have to live with it, I guess.
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She appears to be Belgiamese. Do we still have any Belgiamese Moopers? CONFIRM PRONUNCIATION OF TITS PLS.
 
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top 3 songs please.
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I’ll give you better than THAT

1. Say My Name
2 Bug a Boo
3. So Good
4. Through With Love
5. Bills Bills Bills
6. Survivor
7. Bootylicious
8. Independent Women Part 1
9 Soldier
10. Confessions ft Missy Misdemeanour Elliot
 
There's a mathematician called Jacques Tits that Eileen used to be rather fond of. According to his Wikipedia page, he introduced Tits buildings, the Tits alternative, the Tits group and the Tits metric.
 
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There's a mathematician called Jacques Tits that Eileen used to be rather fond of. According to his Wikipedia page, he introduced Tits buildings, the Tits alternative, the Tits group and the Tits metric.
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I was just reading about him too. Jacques Tits for the Moopy banner NOW.
 
I find Destiny's Child albums to be patchy at best
 
Kate said:
She appears to be Belgiamese. Do we still have any Belgiamese Moopers? CONFIRM PRONUNCIATION OF TITS PLS.
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I am of course famously German and not Belgiamese but I do enjoy a croissant which makes me AS GOOD AS and I can confirm that it’s pronounced TITS :):disco:
 
Zu-Klara said:
Oh yes and, as Nurse @Rita rightly points out, crabs. They get into the throat and dance around and sometimes you can NEVER get them out. Do you find yourself wondering why it tickles? WONDER NO MORE!
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I couldn’t have crabs, the doctors said I had an inhospitable environment :(
 
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Do we have multiple posters from another country, out of the UK?
 
Running the show solo today - my colleague's daughter had an Indigenous presentation at school and they put some sort of ceremonial paint on her and she proceeded to break out in to HIVES instantly.
 
I'm not ill, but I'm on week 2 of not smoking, and my lungs are frequently expelling little viscous brown lumps of evil, which honestly I'm quite enjoying.
 
Lucille said:
I'm not ill, but I'm on week 2 of not smoking, and my lungs are frequently expelling little viscous brown lumps of evil, which honestly I'm quite enjoying.
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Giving up smoking does have some quite awful yet satisfying side effects. The rugged chest spots are one.
 
Anyway I've been shopping. New towels and a bedspread :disco:

Also an upgraded cat shit shoveler, some art pencils, a flannel mitten and some glass tumblers.
 
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