Tuesday votes for Kodos

[ZenGiraffe]

Get off my back Zen
You dishonour your parents
Crazy bag discount

Inebriation

Vodka clouds better judgement

Diddy should sleep now

 

[ButterTart]

first my friend brought a sort of sparkling non-Kylie Rosé which was lovely, then we went to the chu-hai (like Japanese voddy cocktail) and ume-shu (plum liqueur)

I love that Rose on Moopy comes in two flavours; Kylie and non-Kylie.

 

[Diddy]

Pissed as a fart? True
I’m full of eastern promise
Fry’s Turkish delight

 

[ButterTart]

Agadoo-do-do
Push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo-do-do

 

[Lucille]

Agadoo-do-do
Push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo-do-do

GASP!

 

[octophone]

2 glasses of wine
Diddy is such a lightweight
Tangled in cow grate

 

[Kate]

Oh morning Moopy
Ocado driver was FIT
Should have offered tea

 

[Cloud]

Last time I placed a bet on Trump and won a tidy little profit. Pls don't hate me, I didn't think of it like "betting on the rights of minorities" or such like.

Don't think I'll bother this time. Kind of hope they ditch the clown though, even though every time they put forward a choice of a turd sandwich or turd on toast.

 

[octophone]

"Hi Electorate (lol, hi Russia) - wouldn't you like this shit salad with or without the broken glass?"

 

[RJN]

Shit salad without broken glass 2020 please

If we're really lucky, shit salad with a nice dressing 2024

 

[ButterTart]

Oh morning Moopy
Ocado driver was FIT
Should have offered tea

Kate orders shopping
‘Thirteen Kennelfanny Lane’
Waits on drive, tits out

 

[octophone]

Here comes ButterTart
Nude astride a spacehopper
Damn, I've woken up.

 

[Diddy]

Just Skyped my parents
My mum talked about fences
Hangover starting

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Each Post a Haiku

Stop to Count each Syllable

I trust none of you

 

[octophone]

Lesson for today

Zen Giraffe is not so zen

Is anything real?

 

[SDF]

I have had a horrendously stressful day

tonight you owe me

 

[Kate]

Breaking Moopy news
SDF ruins haikus
I blame that Pingu