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Shirley

Shirley

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Honestly why bother with this shit. And that applies to TUESDAY as well as IDIOTIC SPAM.
 
I had one of those filthy ones the other day with a hefty monetary demand because they had recorded me SATISFYING MYSELF!! through my webcam

kinda hot really
 
I think in that case they should be PAYING YOU

Anyway I'm sure my winnings are totally BONA FIDE although it is a little surprising that Google Senior Fellow Jeff Dean is using a YANDEX email account.
 
Mats said:
I had one of those filthy ones the other day with a hefty monetary demand because they had recorded me SATISFYING MYSELF!! through my webcam

kinda hot really
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I got that and got a bit of a twitch on. I quite like being watched.
 
Mats said:
I had one of those filthy ones the other day with a hefty monetary demand because they had recorded me SATISFYING MYSELF!! through my webcam

kinda hot really
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Try getting your 81 year old Dad ringing you up, scared shitless as he's received one of these emails, tripping over himself to say that he surely has never done anything like that, NO NO NO, but what if they accidentally have something on him as once a man over the road who he is friends with sent him a joke and it had a bare chested woman in it, and he opened it by accident and what if pictures of him were sent to his Grandchildren, who are in his email address book, but HOLD ON DAD, those images don't exist if you haven't done anything, but ER, maybe they've got pictures of someone else who would be passing themselves off as him or, EVEN BETTER, of ME when I lived at home (except I last lived at home well over a decade ago) and he's just really worried that they really have got something, even though he's never looked at porn or pleasured himself in front of a webcam.

:side-eye:

Genuinely one of the most hilarious/ distressing phone calls I've ever had in my life.
 
Then again, the silly old duffer had his card cloned once and did wonder if it was anything to do with me as the name the delivery of stupid amounts of EROTIC FEMALE LINGERIE and, somewhat more bizarrely, a WARDROBE, that were sent to an address in CROYDON was my surname and the first name Danielle.

Yep, that's me, Dad. Can't keep out of Ann Summers generally...
 
Anyway on the subject of NICHE INTERESTS it's a HOT DAY in the office if you've a PENCHANT for MEN ON THE WRONG SIDE OF 50 (NOT ME I HASTEN TO ADD) in SHORTS :zombie:
 
Shirley said:
ADMIT IT IT WAS YOU. I've seen those pictures of you in the wardrobe in your BRA AND PANTIES. Some friendly Russians sent them to me.
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I think you’ll find it was a sidewinding body belt. But can I find one now? Can I buffalo...
 
Sheena said:
Then again, the silly old duffer had his card cloned once and did wonder if it was anything to do with me as the name the delivery of stupid amounts of EROTIC FEMALE LINGERIE and, somewhat more bizarrely, a WARDROBE, that were sent to an address in CROYDON was my surname and the first name Danielle.

Yep, that's me, Dad. Can't keep out of Ann Summers generally...
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Ah, classic fraud pattern, gotta love it...
 
I think we'll have some MUSIC on if you're going to spend all morning typing so hard that it's a wonder your DESK doesn't BREAK
 
I keep getting pop ups saying I have won an iPhone through google, or some CRAP at Aldi. Is my computer contaminated with viruses? :(
 
Rita said:
I keep getting pop ups saying I have won an iPhone through google, or some CRAP at Aldi. Is my computer contaminated with viruses? :(
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No, but maybe turn your popup blocker on. It's usually a tickbox under the privacy or security settings in your browser.
 
dmlaw said:
Can I just say that I hope I'm still capable of enjoying a wank when I'm 81? Congratulations to Sheena's dad.
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I know, right? It must be like someone waving a feather duster in your face.
 
None of this is making me feel particularly happy...
 
Thing is, my Dad is still (relatively) fit- I imagine there's a bit of SNAP left in the old celery
 
OT: Fondly reminiscing of the old times when WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!! was a thing.
 
KYLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
So warm.

The good news is that even though i'm going out drinking in a fancy dress work event thing on Thursday, my fancy dress involves a KILT so i will be happily breezily cooling down. yay.
 
I'm off work today so my plan was sorting out the loft so that I can sort out the spare room and put all the junk into the newly sorted loft. Climbed up the stepladder and wondered why the loft hatch board was so warm ... it's because it's hotter than Hell up there! Climbed in anyway and lasted less than a minute because I was finding it very hard to introduce breath to my lungs so thought it better to come down again rather than suffer a fatal asthma attack.
 
Floppet said:
I'm off work today so my plan was sorting out the loft so that I can sort out the spare room and put all the junk into the newly sorted loft. Climbed up the stepladder and wondered why the loft hatch board was so warm ... it's because it's hotter than Hell up there! Climbed in anyway and lasted less than a minute because I was finding it very hard to introduce breath to my lungs so thought it better to come down again rather than suffer a fatal asthma attack.
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Flopped Keep out of there! This is not the weather for rearranging rooms. Even better get someone else to do it for you.
 
Sheena said:
OT: Fondly reminiscing of the old times when WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!! was a thing.
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Was it WHOOPS or was it just OOPS? I seem to recall thread titles like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!!
stretching out beyond the plain...
 
Rita said:
Flopped Keep out of there! This is not the weather for rearranging rooms. Even better get someone else to do it for you.
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I'm the only one small enough to get up there, the hatch is really small and poor Mr F gets stuck because his shoulders are too wide. He can get up there if he wiggles himself in but it's getting out again that's the problem. I had to stand underneath and grab his legs last time :D

There are boxes in the loft that haven't been unpacked since I moved out of my flat in early 1993, they went from the flat straight to the loft of my old house and then came out of the old house, still boxed, and moved to the loft of this house.
 
octophone said:
Was it WHOOPS or was it just OOPS? I seem to recall thread titles like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!!
stretching out beyond the plain...
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I think it was the former but I’m sure we digressed over the years!
 
I just had a cheese tomato and piccalilli sandwich and you know what I'm ready for brexit.
 
Halli said:
38oc in London on Thursday.
OMG
I HAVE MELT
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Was it not disgustingly hot and clammy down your way today? I have had to wear my hair up in a disgusting bun off my face all day.

DEAD.
 
We're getting rain and temperatures of about 23-25 tomorrow. How the fuck do you dress for that??
 
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